The Australian Discussion Thread featuring 7 years

[capriccioso 2,545]

Here is our fearless leader, Julia Gillard, at work:

[manpe 10,861]

Well, first of all you need a stupidly long surname. 12 letters is the minimum level of acceptance

I think you're in for a disappointment, though. My grandfather's parents were the last in the farming business. As for my grandfather himself, he worked as a labourer on railways, his children have all become middle class professionals. No more goats .

I spent some time there when I was about 2-3 years old and that was the last I saw of the goats.

Goats need to have surnames? That's awesome

[capriccioso 2,545]

Goats need to have surnames? That's awesome

I thought you wanted to join as a farmer not a goat .

I think pets need surnames, because we had to give one for our cat when we registered it.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

I think pets need surnames, because we had to give one for our cat when we registered it.

What the actual fuck? LOL

[capriccioso 2,545]

What the actual fuck? LOL

Goats, of course are livestock not pets. They don't get surnames.

[Solonapoli 256]

We don't have a secret

Just kidding

[Kezza 1,965]

This is from New Zealand but they're practically just another state of Australia ( ) so we're claiming this as our own:

http://knowyourmeme....emes/nek-minnit

Bullshit!

He belongs here! Just like you try to claim Pineapple lumps!

(Dots are spots, as in way of smoking weed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUz7SfFZQI4&feature=related

NZ Police

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

This is from New Zealand but they're practically just another state of Australia () so we're claiming this as our own:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nek-minnit

No Joke, I heard NZ weren't financially strong enough to even be a state in Australia. That says alot when we have fucking South Australia and Tasmania as states LOL.

[Kezza 1,965]

No Joke, I heard NZ weren't financially strong enough to even be a state in Australia. That says alot when we have fucking South Australia and Tasmania as states LOL.

Where did you hear that?

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Where did you hear that?

I think it was on 'A Current Affair' which is a News/Current events program here in Oz.

[Kezza 1,965]

Didnt wana be a state of straya anyway.

You can keep your carbon emissions tax thank you very much.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Didnt wana be a state of straya anyway.

You can keep your carbon emissions tax thank you very much.

But Straya 'wuvs' you Kiwis

...Most of the time

[capriccioso 2,545]

Yes, we do love our friends from across 'The Dutch'.

[Spike 12,049]

You are a pom

Well my ancestory agrees.

See cunt, I can type fine drunk.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

Well my ancestory agrees.

See cunt, I can type fine drunk.

Go to bed, you're embarrassing yourself!