Eden Hazard

[Madmax 9,219]

Eden Hazard’s acceptance letter to Chelsea

What's up Chelsea,

I'd like to congratulate you on winning the most prestigious title in all of European football. And how exciting that this comes just weeks after you won the Champions League for the first time! Yes, I am awarding you the honor of flying the Chelsea flag under the banner of Eden Hazard's new mega football club. I remain incredibly impressed by the number of concessions you are making to allow for my ungodly combination of youth and skill to take over your London based operation. I promise you, I will not let myself down.

Upon receiving this letter, after the initial wave of ridiculous excitement subsides, I am sure your club's handlers will be running through the gamut of promotional money-making opportunities that have just been bestowed upon them. These include but are certainly not limited to:

-A redux of the Champions League parade where John Terry and Frank Lampard hoist me above their heads atop a double decker bus and Roman Abromovich thanks me over the PA system for allowing him to front my massive wage bill. The crowd goes wild.

-Billboards placed in the city of every other major European football club reading "YOU LOSE."

-A run of television adverts with an inspirational Coldplay melody blaring in the background and footage of myself eating chocolates and juggling a football.

-A guest appearance on Jersey Shore where I will be given the nickname "The Sex Hazard." In exchange, my identical twin, The Situation, will play a Carling Cup game for the club.

-A print campaign based around this simple mathematical equation: "Hazard >>>>> Messi + Ronaldo."

Again, these are just a couple of ideas I have drafted off the top of my head. Given more time I would surely be able to come up with ideas that are better than any other ideas any other human could conceive.

In closing I would like to offer you the chance to put nine other outfield players around me on the field for most games next year. I recognize that you probably did not expect to have to do this but what you will learn about me is that I am very team oriented and would be happy to have other players feed me the ball so I can score all of the goals. I appreciate that you probably thought that signing Eden Hazard would allow you to cut all of your other players and save some money but I think it would actually be better for me if there were more players on the team besides myself. Thank me, and again, congratulations!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/eden-hazard-acceptance-letter-chelsea-194223975.html;_ylt=A29D6ZwpNsZP7WcAxgSpb8p_;_ylu=X3oDMTE5bW8xcGJnBG1pdANCbG9ncyBJbmRleARwb3MDMzYEc2VjA01lZGlhQmxvZ0luZGV4;_ylg=X3oDMTFpMm9iMzh1BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANibG9nBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3%5C

[Fhaarkas 39]

http://sports.yahoo....3Rpb25z;_ylv=3\

I love these Hazard jokes.

[BlueSanti 290]

Briliant avatar by the way.

[Jase 43,479]

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story/_/id/1082536/eden-hazard-is-chelsea-bound-for-the-right-reasons?cc=4716

That is an excellent piece for anyone who criticizes and doubts Hazard!

[Wavy Crockett 190]

makes no sense not to announce it before the game

should be done on friday or sometime before kickoff saturday

otherwise something's definitely askew...

[HNKS 508]

makes no sense not to announce it before the game

should be done on friday or sometime before kickoff saturday

otherwise something's definitely askew...

Yea thats what Im worried about. If it hasnt happened by Monday then Ill be seriously worried.

[chealsist 23]

damnn c'mon Hazard confirm this transfer you motherfucker:P hahahaha

[TacticalBlues 2,817]

Yea thats what Im worried about. If it hasnt happened by Monday then Ill be seriously worried.

If rumors are to believed Abramovich is planning a blockbuster announcement for Hazard and Hulk together.

[Ryan Fong 2,776]

Can anyone who speaks French tell me what does Zidane say in the video? Appreciate it!

[Kieran. 6,317]

Some people are just paranoid. Don't worry guys, this will happen.

[Leif 6,006]

Fantastic read about the 'real' Eden Hazard: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story/_/id/1082536/eden-hazard-is-chelsea-bound-for-the-right-reasons?cc=5739

[generaldane 64]

Gervinho, a good player? Hahahaha, funny Arse fans. Opposition fans have gone into denial about Hazard's immense ability. I wonder what their excuse will be when Hazard rips them apart?

look I diskike Arsenal more than the other guy but Gervinho is indeed a good player justnhaving a hard time adopting I say give credit where due

[Belgiannutt 3,201]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6q4FAHhQkk

Nice comp of his game against Montpellier the Champions of Ligue 1.

Shows some of his dribbling skills and pace. Also shows that he's used to being pushed, shoved and hard tackles. This is a comp of all his actions so you 'll see him lose the ball sometimes too.

Enjoy !

edit : If your wondering at 4:17 why there was so much commotion. That guy who tripped Eden up was already on a yellow card and should have gotten his second yellow but didn't.

[Milan 17,853]

Started in 2009? Wow!

You know that something is really old when the topic is created by the wes, lol legendary member, always starting a new topic.

[Styles 9,790]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6q4FAHhQkk

Nice comp of his game against Montpellier the Champions of Ligue 1.

Shows some of his dribbling skills and pace. Also shows that he's used to being pushed, shoved and hard tackles. This is a comp of all his actions so you 'll see him lose the ball sometimes too.

Enjoy !

edit : If your wondering at 4:17 why there was so much commotion. That guy who tripped Eden up was already on a yellow card and should have gotten his second yellow but didn't.

Definitely not worth £32m or whatever it is if that's how he usually performs.

[mannyfreshh 164]

Wow .... Cannot wait to see a player with this style of play, playing for cfc... Cannot wait for the season to start

[laeth 527]

Definitely not worth £32m or whatever it is if that's how he usually performs.

Definitely not worth £32m or whatever it is if that's how he usually performs.

Totally disagree - he's clearly a game changer. The whole of the opposition resorted to fouling him in order to stop him. I think that's the most I ever seem one player be fouled.

[Endrit 39]

Definitely not worth £32m or whatever it is if that's how he usually performs.

What you cant be serious lol?