David Luiz

[bababoom 4,478]

How did you get back on here? Feck off.

[didierforever 7,349]

Luiz's heat-map:

He was literally everywhere. And not in a good way.

for a team that lost 7-1, this is just that too the captain.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

James I've started calling you Ham-ez in honour of James Rodriguez, thought you'd like to know.

Also, glad to see you posting more frequently, as you're one of the best members on this site.

Luiz's heat-map:

He was literally everywhere. And not in a good way.

Haha, £48 million of centre-back for you, right there. Embarrassing. And people criticised me when I said he lacked positional discipline. It isn't up to the centre back to dribble upfield all the time.

"Name" + "Sweden Flag" + "advocating for Luiz" + "using strong words"...are you sure he "joined" today?

Dat fool banned today as well

[bababoom 4,478]

James I've started calling you Ham-ez in honour of James Rodriguez, thought you'd like to know.

Also, glad to see you posting more frequently, as you're one of the best members on this site.

Haha, I like it, James is a bit bland tbh...

I don't know about being one of the best, but I'll take it in all seriousness , it's such a brilliant site with so many great members, I enjoy posting here.

[LAM09 7,043]

David Luiz: 'Thank God PSG Have Not Found My Receipt. LOL!

http://youtu.be/_D1Tted-R0g

[Parky 739]

David Luiz: 'Thank God PSG Have Not Found My Receipt. LOL!

http://youtu.be/_D1Tted-R0g

Hahaha love it..

[Special Juan 28,100]

David Luiz: 'Thank God PSG Have Not Found My Receipt. LOL!

http://youtu.be/_D1Tted-R0g

[Dion 2,476]

David Luiz: 'Thank God PSG Have Not Found My Receipt. LOL!

http://youtu.be/_D1Tted-R0g

It's funny and everything but when you can understand what's actually being said it feels a tad disrespectful. That was quite the emotional speech from the geezer. It's harder to laugh when you're feeling sorry for him.

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

David Luiz: 'Thank God PSG Have Not Found My Receipt. LOL!

http://youtu.be/_D1Tted-R0g

Pirlo looks like The Hound. LOL

[The only place to be 11,313]

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[Special Juan 28,100]

It's funny and everything but when you can understand what's actually being said it feels a tad disrespectful. That was quite the emotional speech from the geezer. It's harder to laugh when you're feeling sorry for him.

I feel sorry for him but it's not so much the video that's funny but the text and how it's done.

In this day and age of internet and social media these things get rolled out quicker than a dog to another ones arse. I don't think it's disrespectful it's just fun and also part of life.

[The Rising Sun 711]

No matter what anyone says, he will be missed.

One of the most passionate and versatile players we have had in the last decade.

[Special Juan 28,100]

No matter what anyone says, he will be missed.

One of the most passionate and versatile players we have had in the last decade.

Wouldn't say versatile, he struggled in defence as he did in midfield. Versatile is Cesar Azpilicueta.

[The only place to be 11,313]

No matter what anyone says, he will be missed.

We've still got Stamford the Lion.

Honestly I don't miss him in the slightest. To me he can be a very selfish player who makes everything about himself rather than simply doing his job. Anyone in doubt of that needs to look at his heat map from the Germany game.

Versatility-wise he's overrated. He's a defender we couldn't trust to play to use in defence so he was essentially a defensive midfielder. That was the only position Mourinho trusted him in.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Borrowed from redcafe.