Fulham Broadway 17,333 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Do you watch Extras F.B.? i think that might be Moira Stuart !hahaha that episode with Moira Stewart was superb. Ronnie Corbett doing lines in the crapper Iggy Doonican 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 hahaha that episode with Moira Stewart was superb. Ronnie Corbett doing lines in the crapper Yes a 6ft 7 man Stephen Merchant and a 5ft man in the same bog as Ronnie Corbett said '' Just taking the edge off '' ha ha. Fulham Broadway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmicway 1,333 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 They can influence votes that affect Englsh votes in our Parliament. The SNP are the left wing party not Labour. They want independent Scotland those don't they ?Who will vote lab then ?It's curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,333 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 They want independent Scotland those don't they ?Who will vote lab then ?It's curtains.Bloke goes to the doctor says ''I think I am a pair of curtains''Doctor says ''pull yourself together''i'm here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmicway 1,333 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 The football season begins.The dreaded politicians will go back down, below, to their morbid hideouts.It's the age of the push button war but we have no button to make the scoundrelous ruffians vanish for ever.The best of them is an accomplish of the great train robbery.One who tears his clothing every day about all and sundry told me this once in private:"drat, that girl, the tv hostess mrs xxxxx, charges so much for one invitation, where am I going to find it ?". Iggy Doonican 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 The football season begins.The dreaded politicians will go back down, below, to their morbid hideouts.It's the age of the push button war but we have no button to make the scoundrelous ruffians vanish for ever.The best of them is an accomplish of the great train robbery.One who tears his clothing every day about all and sundry told me this once in private:"drat, that girl, the tv hostess mrs xxxxx, charges so much for one invitation, where am I going to find it ?".I have no idea what this means Cosmic but that doesn't matter. Your becoming a cult figure on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmicway 1,333 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I have no idea what this means Cosmic but that doesn't matter. Your becoming a cult figure on this forum.Huh ? What's the strange part ?Perhaps you have heard of the grooming allowance BBC pays to mr. Cameron whenever he speaks. But that's only the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Huh ? What's the strange part ?Perhaps you have heard of the grooming allowance BBC pays to mr. Cameron whenever he speaks. But that's only the BBC.Don't know about that seeing as the Tory's are trying to destroy the B.B.C and. the N.H.S.. They also want to bring back fox hunting and systematically destroy the unions. The B.B.C. series The House of Cards as good as it was had two other parts to it. The second one To Play The King is to an extent overlooked. Michael Kitchen is basically playing Prince Charles minus the ears. He's a do gooder who frequently clashes with Urqhart's more or less fascist government. This was made in 1994 and is fiction but i'm sure Cameron saw this show and thought yes that's good enough for me. The rich wallowing in there greed and avarice while the rest of the country has fuck all and struggle to make ends meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmicway 1,333 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Don't know about that seeing as the Tory's are trying to destroy the B.B.C and. the N.H.S.. They also want to bring back fox hunting and systematically destroy the unions. The B.B.C. series The House of Cards as good as it was had two other parts to it. The second one To Play The King is to an extent overlooked. Michael Kitchen is basically playing Prince Charles minus the ears. He's a do gooder who frequently clashes with Urqhart's more or less fascist government. This was made in 1994 and is fiction but i'm sure Cameron saw this show and thought yes that's good enough for me. The rich wallowing in there greed and avarice while the rest of the country has fuck all and struggle to make ends meet.Margaret Thatcher was being paid 50 quid a go to enter the interview van.I expect the fee has gone up since then, but that's for the big shots.The lowly uptown back of the woods mister smarmy-face has to cough up, otherwise it's he and his pub landord.Mind you I have read somewhere that the legendary Richard the Lion heart was a bit of a fraud.His contemporaries nicknamed him "Richard I said - I said not".The truly progressive king was John John of the castle of Nottingham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmicway 1,333 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Candidate walks in pub and there is a cup tie on the tv, live.It's the second half and the score is 0-1.Candidate says "wow, I hope the %??^4/.##45/ 5%^##234$$###$3 go out".We reply "we pray and hope, they go to extra time as things stand".Candidate leaves, does n't stay till the end of the match.Months pass, candidate returns and says "here guys, this is my new election prospectus".We go through it, contains new garages, new car parks, new shopping areas, jobs for everybody, new transport vehicles, then we co to page 3 and it says "lifelong supporter of %??^4/.##45/ 5%^##234$$###$3" !Hey, we say, that's imposs, everybody here knows you always supported one of the local teams.Delete we add, utter shame will accompany you forever."No" he says, "you are not communication scientists, what do you know about communication science ? They have lots of supporters, it's the thing to write in a prospectus" ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 So, how many actually heard or read about this terrorist attack in Germany today where a politician's car has been blown up?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3176246/Car-belonging-politician-supports-refugees-blown-amid-massive-rise-far-right-attacks-Germany-migrants-continue-pour-Europe.html Fulham Broadway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,333 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 'Oathkeepers' out in force last night on the anniversary of the shooting in Ferguson.Oathkeepers, all white, basically redneck nutters openly armed.Can you imagine the police response if there had been dozens of black people stood around carrying automatic, semi automatic rifles and pump action shotguns..... Kieran. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 22, 2015 Author Share Posted August 22, 2015 Interesting opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 FROM THE POKE WEBSITE. The Syrian refugee crisis is complex and puzzling, with lots of factors that have to be taken into account. Fortunately, we have a class of people’s whose job it is to do just that.They will look at the angle from all sides, take into account myriad factors that we can’t even begin to comprehend, and then they will issue a pronouncement wiser and more humane than anything the general public could come up with on their own.Or at least they would, if anything they said turned out to be true.Because when you look back at it, it turns out that the only people who know less about what’s going on in Syria than us… is them. Politicians’ views range from ill-informed and self-serving to actively, destructively wrong, but fortunately for the world of comedy, that doesn’t stop them giving them.So strap in, and get settled for The Poke’s guide to Politicians V Facts in the Syrian refugee crisis.(by @Natt)1.2.3.4. 5.6.7.8.9. Fulham Broadway and CHOULO19 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iseah100 5,612 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Jorge Ramos for President of the World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,333 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 EVERYONE is sad because a photo has emerged of a thing that has been happening several times a week for months.It has been confirmed that everyone kind of knew the thing was happening, but now they are very sad and angry because there is a photo of it.Martin Bishop, from Hatfield, said: “If only there wasn’t a photo of the thing that’s been happening for months, I wouldn’t have to care about it.“But, according to the rules, now that there’s a photo of the thing we all kind of knew was happening, something must be done.“And don’t show me any more photos.” Iggy Doonican, CHOULO19 and Azpinator 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Jorge Ramos for President of the World.And here I was thinking you're a Trump fanatic! iseah100 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 EVERYONE is sad because a photo has emerged of a thing that has been happening several times a week for months.It has been confirmed that everyone kind of knew the thing was happening, but now they are very sad and angry because there is a photo of it.Martin Bishop, from Hatfield, said: “If only there wasn’t a photo of the thing that’s been happening for months, I wouldn’t have to care about it.“But, according to the rules, now that there’s a photo of the thing we all kind of knew was happening, something must be done.“And don’t show me any more photos.” I knew, but that pic got me crying. I saw my son of 4 in that pic. We cannot fight populism without sometimes seeing the truth and disclosing it. . Im glad we take in people (too few) but i am apalled by Saoudi end neighbours to do nothing. This has gone way byeond Shia and Soennie. Mix in Israel. If this keeps going op the entire middle east. Europa, middle east are getting ripped apart..Still, europe is a fag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 14, 2015 Author Share Posted September 14, 2015 NEW PRIME MINISTER LADSGTFO ABBOTTGET IN TURNBULL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 14, 2015 Author Share Posted September 14, 2015 Essentially Malcolm Turnbull challenged the PM Tony Abbott to a leadership ballot of the Liberal Party. In doing so, Turnbull resigned as Communications Minister and the die was cast. The ballot was filled and Turnbull is now PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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