Your Matchday Superstitions

[capriccioso 2,545]

We always win if I fall asleep during the 2nd half. Accidently of course.

We never win if that happens to me.

Although, tbf, thats only been tested out twice; during those 'shit on a stick' Mourinho/Benitez era Chelsea Liverpool semi finals.

[lecter 84]

I used to always wear the shirt we're about to play in, that fucked up naturally. I used to have superstitions but then i thought that everyone else has them so if mine works, someone elses from the opposing side will fuck up right? So i just ditched em all. We're still not a bad side lol. My newest one is that Arsenal are always shit when i don't watch them or keep tabs on their score. Love that one.

Its the exact opposite for me Whenever I watch Arsenal, they fuck it up. I let it go for their CL 2nd leg against Milan as I wanted to watch our youth team. But as soon as I saw the score at half time, I panicked and switched to the Arsenal game and lo and behold

[lecter 84]

As far as Chelsea is concerned, our team never wins whenever I have a tiff with my GF. I have been observing it for nearly two years now. So I try not to get on her bad side on matchday

[Aussiedan 154]

Last few season we'll always lose if I didn't wear shorts and thongs (thongs as in flip flops I think you call it) but this season we started to lose even when I was wearing them.

But I have noticed that last few games where we've won, I've worn the some undies, lol. So maybe I'll wear them when we play.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Before every chelsea match, I always turn on the TV and kick everyone out of the living room.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I can't wear my shirt tonight as I'm at work I'll have my ring on though! Also can I just say we've won 3 of the 14 games we've played on days I've been at work this season. Just saying.

[francozola 2,040]

I can't wear my shirt tonight as I'm at work I'll have my ring on though! Also can I just say we've won 3 of the 14 games we've played on days I've been at work this season. Just saying.

Okay so now we have our scapegoat if things don't go well. Doesn't have to be Meireles/Kalou/Malouda this time! I suggest we ban Alex if we lose

[Santiago. 1,500]

I have a nice wank

[Sheva. 5,373]

Watching porn = goodluck

[Bir_CFC 3,455]

I am not superstitious at all, except when it comes to sports. Then I get like crazy superstitious. Like just for the Napoli game, I was watching it at work on my desk. I had my phone in front of me till we were up 2-0. Then I put it for charge and Napoli scored, then I unplugged it and moved it front of me again and we scored the penalty. Then I got so shit scared so for extra time I wrote down names of all the players playing and folded it up and put it in my shirt pocket like next to your heart and I left it there till we won.

Sometimes I'm watching and we are doing badly, I'd go to the washroom and we score. So then I just stop watching lol. So fucked up sometimes!

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Okay so now we have our scapegoat if things don't go well. Doesn't have to be Meireles/Kalou/Malouda this time! I suggest we ban Alex if we lose

And if we win we can praise my lucky ring as some sort of godlike entity

[misschief 24]

As if I'd actually tell anyone what my rituals are before a game - they'd lose their power. Not that I'm remotely superstitious....