Axel Witsel

[JaKstone 307]

Witsel, Pedro, Stones. The puzzle completed.

Wait so, Witsel coming doesn't it mean someone will need to leave? That of course if Rob is not trolling.

[xPetrCechx 13,571]

Wait so, Witsel coming doesn't it mean someone will need to leave? That of course if Rob is not trolling.

Mikel?

[Leif 6,006]

this might be the shittest comparison of all time or quite genius but i think he's like Diaby without milk for legs

[Tomo 21,751]

this might be the shittest comparison of all time or quite genius but i think he's like Diaby without milk for legs

Suits me, an in form Diaby is/was brilliant.

I remember that performance he had at Anfield that time for Arsenal and he was like Essien on steroids.

[Muzchap 8,966]

You never know how quickly things can go... But if he signs... you can go tell your friends how to correctly spell his name!

Whi(pped cream) + Sel(ma) => Just the way you would pronounce this. The only thing you still have to is add a T in between!

Whi + T + Sel

Good luck boys! Now go and brag to your friends

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Should have added a good ole cup of English Tea in the middle of those pics - then it would have made sense to me

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

Only Metro reporting it, I don't like this. Also it seems Aranguiz rumour seems dead.

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

You never know how quickly things can go... But if he signs... you can go tell your friends how to correctly spell his name!

Whi(pped cream) + Sel(ma) => Just the way you would pronounce this. The only thing you still have to is add a T in between!

Whi + T + Sel

Good luck boys! Now go and brag to your friends

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Having thought about this for 3 days now, I have still have not found a different way to pronounce Witsel that does not sound completely braindead. Honestly I have no clue what can possibly go wrong pronoucing that name. I think even people in East Germany or Bavaria would get this right.

[The Chels 2,502]

Having thought about this for 3 days now, I have still have not found a different way to pronounce Witsel that does not sound completely braindead. Honestly I have no clue what can possibly go wrong pronoucing that name. I think even people in East Germany or Bavaria would get this right.

Wit-sul

[Amblève. 4,995]

Having thought about this for 3 days now, I have still have not found a different way to pronounce Witsel that does not sound completely braindead. Honestly I have no clue what can possibly go wrong pronoucing that name. I think even people in East Germany or Bavaria would get this right.

People even manage to fuck up my name which has a soft flow to it and doesn't even contain any "weird"/unusual letters. People are stupid.

[Jayvytee 2]

Having thought about this for 3 days now, I have still have not found a different way to pronounce Witsel that does not sound completely braindead. Honestly I have no clue what can possibly go wrong pronoucing that name. I think even people in East Germany or Bavaria would get this right.

It's pronouneced "with sell" without the space of course

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

The last 4 or 5 posts are probably a good indication that nothing is happening here

[johnnythefirst 1,076]

Wit-sul

Nope.

[The Chels 2,502]

Nope.

I was replying to the question of how Witsel might be pronounced incorrectly. Pronouncing it as wit-sul (like it being trah-vul instead of trah-vel for travel) seems an easy mistake to make

[Atholy 1,293]

Having thought about this for 3 days now, I have still have not found a different way to pronounce Witsel that does not sound completely braindead. Honestly I have no clue what can possibly go wrong pronoucing that name. I think even people in East Germany or Bavaria would get this right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnXhLwUfprg

Actually his name is pronounced many times in this video. I know a lot of you guys don't want to see the broken leg of Marcin Wasilewski. Just might as well skip to sec 00.24!

Here you have both his name and last name!

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Never mind how his name is pronounced (although I'd assume its just Witsel), if we sign him to stop confusion we will just call him Reginald. Azpilicueta is Dave. Witsel will be Reginald. Simple.