Non-Chelsea Transfer Pub

[Sheva. 5,373]

Chelsea FC is delighted to announce the signing of Henderson and Downing from Liverpool FC from a fee of 50million and a 10 year contract for both the players...

Lol i clearly said they must be decent

[bushman 2,043]

Relax boys, your health is at stake here.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Lol i clearly said they must be decent

Aks Kenny...

[Hutcho 8,443]

Does torres have a brother?

[Rmpr 8,977]

Does torres have a brother?

@Liquidator!

Both are bad and gay looking though...

[bushman 2,043]

One thing I am afraid of. If no players are coming in, Rafa is just gonna play the starters & drains every ounce of energy out of them. After all, he wants to win some Cup so it looks good on his CV when he leaves Chelsea.

[Liquidator 5,176]

@Liquidator!

Both are bad and gay looking though...

I look nothing like Fernando Torres!!!

(And I will have you know that I have played for my regional county before )

[Rmpr 8,977]

I look nothing like Fernando Torres!!!

(And I will have you know that I have played for my regional county before )

From that photo on twitter you look like a blonde gay 12yo kid who thinks he is cool because he is holding a beer his daddy asked him to throw away!

[Liquidator 5,176]

From that photo on twitter you look like a blonde gay 12yo kid who thinks he is cool because he is holding a beer his daddy asked him to throw away!

Well those Brazilian girls didn't seem to mind :eyebrows:

[Rmpr 8,977]

Well those Brazilian girls didn't seem to mind :eyebrows:

HAHAHAHA!

It was because I told you were British and lets be honest, I am the king of flirting...

[Mufassir08 2,400]

Canal + said Chelsea representatives­ watched Rennes midfielder Alessandrini.

[Liquidator 5,176]

HAHAHAHA!

It was because I told you were British and lets be honest, I am the king of flirting...

well clearly they all preferred my beautiful accent, English charm and exotic blonde hair I had them in my back pocket from the moment they saw my twitter picture

[Rmpr 8,977]

well clearly they all preferred my beautiful accent, English charm and exotic blonde hair I had them in my back pocket from the moment they saw my twitter picture

HAHAHAHA, good one!

I am not the one single here, so behave!

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

I never understood why so much people take Henderson as a laughing stock. He's obviously not worth £20m but he's not responsible of it in the first place.

He offers what we lack, a decent cover in midfield, composed passing range and covers a lot of ground. He presses hard, always available: that can contribute to hide other facets of the game that aren't ticking such as the attackers' volume of play.

I'd seriously consider him for £5~7m right now.

I think he moved too soon, he was great at Sunderland but he played a bit more further up than a CM as he is for Lpool. He's starting to look a decent player for Liverpool now but that price tag will always be one of his problems.

[Hutcho 8,443]

I look nothing like Fernando Torres!!!

(And I will have you know that I have played for my regional county before )

Where were you last wesdnesday about 9:20pm? Where you laying on a ball by any chance?

[blu35_army 551]

@F8Piraux

Chelsea representative at Stade Route de Lorient to see Rennes vs Marseille. Best players for me : Alessandrini, A.Ayew and N'Koulou. #CFC

[Rmpr 8,977]

I never understood why so much people take Henderson as a laughing stock. He's obviously not worth £20m but he's not responsible of it in the first place.

He offers what we lack, a decent cover in midfield, composed passing range and covers a lot of ground. He presses hard, always available: that can contribute to hide other facets of the game that aren't ticking such as the attackers' volume of play.

I'd seriously consider him for £5~7m right now.

No, Paulinho is someone who does it brilliantly...Henderson is just average. Hardworking, but nothing special.

I would seriously consider him for 5mi, but I would also consider Torres for 5mi. That does not make them a good value, it still makes them a laughing stock.

You cant ignore the price tag!

[Leif 6,006]

Why aren't people going crazy over the idea of us signing Alessandrini? lol. I'm not sure how he'd fit into our team (would probably be a rotation player I guess), but most proper Ligue 1 followers are saying he's been like the Hazard of this season. I have to agree. Different players; same impact.

Oh and here's a lovely finish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeJGKKhNIw4