Special Juan 28,141 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it. Hope she had cracking time though Blusan Alamb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireBlue 3,275 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 25 minutes ago, Special Juan said: It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it. Hope she had cracking time though Split arse cunt ain't she lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wes 7,212 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 43 minutes ago, Special Juan said: It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it. Hope she had cracking time though Don't forget her free holiday to nice aswell where she was reported ready to sign two new players Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,160 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Blusan Alamb said: I am a bit worried now. Good players are not available at the moment, so we could end up making the same mistakes as before i.e. buying average players. Plenty of good players left, the other leagues are just waiting for our window to close for inbounds so we don't drive up prices. The FA fucked us in the arse and didn't even buy us chocolates. I only list position we are in trouble in GK Thomas Strakosha (loan them Courtois for the last year of contract to give them over a year to replace Strakosha, we will lose him on a free anyway next summer) Alphonse Areola <<<< best easy buy Jasper Cillessen ( we should have swapped Alonso for him, as Barca sold Digne and no real LB back-up now of quality, but we waited too long to buy LB replacent) Gianluigi Donnarumma (much harder now that CAS reversed AC Miln'a Europe ban) André Onana Sergio Rico Gerónimo Rulli CB as we have apparently lost both Rugani and Caldara) Benjamin Pavard my first choice Thilo Kehrer my 2nd choice and would be very affordable, great young CB, perfect for Sarriball Malang Sarr Filip Benkovic Dayot Upamecano Rúben Dias Matthijs de Ligt Panagiotis Retsos Jonathan Tah Stefan Savic Konstantinos Manolas Manuel Akanji Nico Elvedi LB Alex Sandro (Juve need cash to buy Pogba) Alex Telles LOVE him, we should have bought him when Juve fucked us on Alex Sandro last year José Gayà Alejandro Grimaldo Wendell RB (in trouble only if we had sold Zappacosta, the list left is FAR thinner than it was a month ago) Benjamin Henrichs Mario Gaspar Thomas Meunier Mário Fernandes Lukas Klostermann Andrea Conti AMF Anderson Talisca (my first choice, loan to China ends in January, which is when we need to pounce, he would be a monster in Sarriball) Kai Havertz superb 19yo, is my second choice of what is left and at what price Carlos Soler my theird choice, great 21yo, I MIGHT rate him over Havertz even Lucas Paquetá 20yo potential superstar, playing at Flamengo atm Nabil Fekir (too much money asked for him IMHO) Luis Alberto good fit if we could pry him away from Lazio, which would be crazy hard, Liverpool were fools to sell him (now they have a hole there with Coutinho having left) Bruno Fernandes Pablo Fornals RW Leon Bailey (by far my number 1 want) Suso ( similar to pedro and Callejon, but only 24, my 2nd choice) Ousmane Dembélé (too expensive if Hazard is not sold, and hazard is going no where) Federico Chiesa superb young Italian Federico Bernardeschi Christian Pulisic overpriced IMHO Wilfried Zaha WAYYYY over preiced Florian Thauvin 26 goals last year as a winger Striker Martial (we all know the deal here) Mauro Icardi (probably our biggest fuck up, his release clause was only £98m for 2 weeks (July 1 to July 15) would have been a STEAL of the year, disastrous cock up by our SHIT board crazy roll the dice wild card......... Mario Balotelli (he is a free agent atm, and he turned it around massively in Nice) 11Drogba 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unionjack 7,531 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, Vesper said: Plenty of good players left, GK Jasper Cillessen Gianluigi Donnarumma CB Benjamin Pavard LB Alex Sandro (Juve need cash to buy Pogba) Alex Telles RB Benjamin Henrichs AMF Anderson Talisca Nabil Fekir RW Leon Bailey (by far my number 1 want) Striker Martial Mauro Icardi Mario Balotelli Added Balotelli cause he is free! agent Vesper and 11Drogba 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,160 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 27 minutes ago, Unionjack said: Added Balotelli cause he is free! agent Oh, shit, I added him in another, forgot him here!! GOOD CATCH! he is so worth a roll of the dice at this point Unionjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unionjack 7,531 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Vesper said: Oh, shit, I added him in another, forgot him here!! GOOD CATCH! he is so worth a roll of the dice at thsi point No ya didn't ya nutter. You aded him at the bottom! Vesper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDA 9,937 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Word on the street is we are offering Courtois for Oblak. One can dream I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alabama 1,992 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, DDA said: Word on the street is we are offering Courtois for Oblak. One can dream I guess. It will not happen... Antonio8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,160 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Unionjack said: No ya didn't ya nutter. You aded him at the bottom! Oh, yes, so I did. I am distracted atm, we are feeding the serval live rats and ourselves live wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unionjack 7,531 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Vesper said: Oh, yes, so I did. I am distracted atm, we are feeding the serval live rats and ourselves live wine. And Ive just made a fresh pitcher of margaritas, made some munchies and cleaned the Volcano ready for the lads to come round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,160 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, Unionjack said: cleaned the Volcano ready for the lads to come round as in this? Sideshow Luiz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOIRO 64 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Sell Willian and Morata and Drinkwater Get Martial and SMS and Pulisic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,160 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, AOIRO said: Sell Willian and Morata and Drinkwater Get Martial and SMS and Pulisic Selling those 3 yields £150m if we are lucky. The 3 to buy will cost around £260 to £275m. Zero chance the board drops £110 to £125m more in net spending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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