Great Slogans and Quotes

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Just list some, a couple I like are-

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today

Fuck fear, drink beer

I'll post more when I think, they come to mevst random times or if something happens I can relate to haha!

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Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

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Parks!!! Best comedy atm

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Hatred breeds hatred. - This is from a movie named 'La Haine'. I believe the original translation was 'La haine engendre la haine.'

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

In bourgeois society capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is dependent and has no individuality. - Karl Marx

And some of you may find what follows to be rather humourous.

I cannot conceive how anybody in his right mind should go to a psychoanalyst. - Vladimr Nabokov

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him. - George Carlin

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. - George Carlin

And before you ask I didn't memorise all of these. [sic]

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'If they fell into a barrel of tits they would come out sucking their thumbs'

'Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads'

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So you get NOTHING! You LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR! -Willy Wonka, 1971

If you lose this war don't blame me -Buster Keaton (as Johnny Gray, who has been turned down by the Confederate Army) The General (1926)

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Get in like flynn.

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"you're killing me Smalls" ... from the sandlot (love that movie)

"failure is not falling down, it is not getting up"

"A teacher can open the door, but you need to walk through it"

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Behind every great fortune there is a crime - Balzac.

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"you can't handle the Truth!!" oh good times!

"ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." the great JFK.

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My daughter says some of the funniest things... for example last weekend my husband, doug, came home from the shops and asked "Did you know that you can dry a duck" (referring to the dried duck meat (but it was still on the bone) he'd seen at the shops)

MacKenzie says, "of course"

Doug asks, "you did?"

Mackenzie's response, "well duh, I live in China!"

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THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.....

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The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic - joseph stalin

Give a man a fish he will eat today, teach him how to fish he will eat forever - chinese saying

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what goes down ...keeps going down ,,,,Coventry City

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"It's a fucking disgrace" .. i'll let you figure out yourselves who's quote this is

Harry "the scrotum face" Redknapp gets hit by a ball and says about the offender in a classy manner: "NO WONDER HE'S IN THE FRACKING RESERVES!!!?2324"