Eva Carneiro Appreciation Thread

[Liquidator 5,176]

A place to talk about all things Eva

[manpe 10,861]

you horny mofo

[termninja 5,290]

Good to see young and talented people on our bench instead of old, fat and bored grandpas. With Eva there it looks even better

[Bir_CFC 3,455]

Psssh. AVB is easily the sexiest on that bench.

[zolayes 14,489]

I wonder if she does house calls ...feel a bit stiff after golf

[Jusek 2,031]

Haha, great thread!

Eva is definitely our best acquiring this season. :eyebrows:

[manpe 10,861]

we really do have a good looking bench, don't we?

[DONI. 1,291]

Proud to have a girl like Eva in our team staff.

[Kez 2,727]

Psssh. AVB is easily the sexiest on that bench.

This!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I love seeing her on the bench. A beautiful female on the bench kind of sets us apart, along with the injustice from referees of course!

[robdog 2,084]

I am really envious of Chelsea players. They get excellent facilities to train in. They get all of the modern conveniences that are available to the Club. Then if they get hurt during a match, they have Eva C. to ensure that they are fit to play or not....It's not fair!!!

[warnie_666 1,081]

I would love to see the reaction of the crowd when they call out her name during the title presentation assumig we win it this year.

[Rambo 1,729]

Love it when she celebrates after the goals.

[manpe 10,861]

would love to have a football discussion with AVB and DiMatteo, they don't seem the cocky type and are intelligent and could explain everything in depth, more than a simple "he sucks" or "he's good". We have heard so little of DiMatteo, actually not at all, he should be at a interview/press conference or two.

[francozola 2,040]

Knew this thread would be created sooner or later

Psssh. AVB is easily the sexiest on that bench.

A-fucking-men.

[Wilson 358]

Love her <3

[warnie_666 1,081]

A place to talk about all things Eva

Those arched eyebrows make me weak

Love the smile....

[warnie_666 1,081]

These ones made me laugh.

1."Her name is Eva Carneiro. She is Chelsea’s new reserve team/academy doctor and, forgive us for being so crude, but we reckon the amount of ‘groin strains’ suffered in and around the Cobham area have probably gone up by around 1,000% since she first pulled on her latex gloves."

2."She could do it on a cold night in Stoke"