Closed Emile Heskey

[Liquidator 5,176]

Very temped to get 'Heskey 9' on the back of my shirt next season

[rantdeville 195]

Go for him, Roman.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Go for him, Roman.

Please tell me you're joking.

[manpe 10,855]

Yes, I didn't. Can someone desribe me what's wrong?

His technique is awful, he's slow as fuck, his finishing is a bit better than Torres', but still abysmal

[CHOULO19 24,332]

His technique is awful, he's slow as fuck, his finishing is a bit better than Torres', but still abysmal

You forgot to mention that despite all this, he still gets a call for the England squad.

[Swedish House Mafia 508]

The man, the myth, the legend.

[Tomo 21,681]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1221660/Chelsea-offer-Emile-Heskey-Aston-Villa-escape-route-Didier-Drogbas-Africa-Cup-Nations-cover-transfer-ban-overturned.html

Its a old newspaper article but i honestly laughed my head off reading this, "Heskey has many high profile fans at Stamford Bridge" had me in histerics

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

Yes, I didn't. Can someone desribe me what's wrong?

[Tomo 21,681]

Heskey always seem's to score 50% of his goals against us

I say for that reason alone sign him up and play him in the reserves

[manpe 10,855]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPKmqspkoXo

[Tomo 21,681]

Sad thing is Heskey will actually pop up with a leveler or winner at SB

[osgoodisgod 150]

Apparently the riots started in Tottenham when it was rumoured Heskey was going to the Yids and spread to Birmingham when it turned out it wasn't true

[Hd123 5]

These videos

My sides

We might already have a younger version of Heskey

[rantdeville 195]

^^^of course I was kidding HAHAHA just wanted to get your blood flowing

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

These videos

My sides

We might already have a younger version of Heskey

Lukaku???

[Sheva. 5,373]

Lukaku???

Thought he was talking about Torres

[Kojo 4,676]

Brilliant player, just what we need, we should get him and Titus bramble, who could stop us?.

[BosnianLion 232]

I want us to sign him just because of this: