CHOULO19 24,332 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 His technique is awful, he's slow as fuck, his finishing is a bit better than Torres', but still abysmalYou forgot to mention that despite all this, he still gets a call for the England squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedish House Mafia 508 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 The man, the myth, the legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo 21,751 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1221660/Chelsea-offer-Emile-Heskey-Aston-Villa-escape-route-Didier-Drogbas-Africa-Cup-Nations-cover-transfer-ban-overturned.htmlIts a old newspaper article but i honestly laughed my head off reading this, "Heskey has many high profile fans at Stamford Bridge" had me in histerics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,578 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Yes, I didn't. Can someone desribe me what's wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo 21,751 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Heskey always seem's to score 50% of his goals against us I say for that reason alone sign him up and play him in the reserves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPKmqspkoXo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo 21,751 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Sad thing is Heskey will actually pop up with a leveler or winner at SB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osgoodisgod 150 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Apparently the riots started in Tottenham when it was rumoured Heskey was going to the Yids and spread to Birmingham when it turned out it wasn't true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hd123 5 Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 These videosMy sidesWe might already have a younger version of Heskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantdeville 195 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 ^^^of course I was kidding HAHAHA just wanted to get your blood flowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,578 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 These videosMy sides We might already have a younger version of Heskey Lukaku??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheva. 5,373 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Lukaku??? Thought he was talking about Torres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Brilliant player, just what we need, we should get him and Titus bramble, who could stop us?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosnianLion 232 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I want us to sign him just because of this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.F. 1,484 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 When i saw new post in this topic, i thought that there is chance that we sign him as back up striker, we're not that lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,887 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Great a Heskey thread, cue the shite jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 When i saw new post in this topic, i thought that there is chance that we sign him as back up striker, we're not that lucky. You can't be lucky if Heskey's on your roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZanSnake 1,211 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Shocked he hasn't retired. Guess he is clinging on for hope someone will give him a hefty paycheck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndersonBLUE 819 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 The world would implode if Heskey signed for Chelsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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