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Cech saved from Berbatov.

And I thought Ronaldo was riding his luck this season...

Yernited wanted a penalty, FK instead. Harsh decision but could have been a lot worse. Cech punches clear.

Ballack FK hit wall...

I fucking hope we defend properly at corners...

I have no idea. Here's hoping we silence the Southeast, Dublin, Thailand, China etc by beating the scum and send Manchester into celebration. Lamps shot wide

Happy Birthday! Here's hoping the whole Stretford end is faced with a long and gloomy drive back to the Southeast!

Reminds me of another case in the Darwin awards where a man stapled his penis to a crucifix and set it alight to win $500AU in a competition...he received an honorable mention and spent part of the prize on treatment for his penis.

Ref's Howard Webb. Possible Lineup: Cech A Cole Terry Alex Bosingwa Deco Ballack Lampard Anelka Drogba J Cole Ronaldo is facing Ashley Cole. Source: Telegraph Malouda's not in the squad, so he'll make his usual contribution.

We all know in advance what JT will be getting...how ironic if he scored the winner from the spot...

Was that Glenn Quagmire by any chance?

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Whatever happened to the good old garden shears? Or the vice and the hacksaw...

:lol:

I have a Didier Drogba 04/05 shirt that I bought in Greece.

I saw him in the high street in Petersfield once...

I tried to tot up the amount it would be worth and my calculator came up with "Math Error".

If tthe replay goes to penalties then we're fucked up the arse big time.

This is arse! 1-1 FT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Into the last minute... My heart has been in my mouth going 500 beats per minute FUCKBALLS 1-1

Joe Cole OFF Di Santo ON

Ashley Cole shot over... Man City 0-3 Forest :lol: Forest Green 3-3 Derby And Southend just made a triple substitution.

Eastwood have pulled one back...still can't get my head around the idea of a conference side being giantkilled. And we've had 3 corners in 3 minutes.

Sounds like the stewards' vision of what the fans should be like

Van Pervert scored Arsenal 1-0 Plymouth