Drogba11CFC

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear JT, Happy Birthday to you!

The final shortlist is: Best Football Team: Chelsea MK Dons Zenit St Petersburg Worst Football Team Liverpool Sunderland Derby County Best Player John Terry Lionel Messi Frank Lampard Best Manager Luiz Felipe Scolari Sir Alex Ferguson Phil Brown Best Match Arsenal 1-2 Hull Chelsea 5-0 Sunderland Chelsea 3-2 Liverpool Best Goal Geovanni vs Arsenal Geovanni vs Spurs Belletti vs Middlesbrough Funniest Moment Rafa falls over Ronaldo Handball Scholes hand goal Biggest Shock Liverpool 1-2 Barnsley Blackburn offside goal Luton deducted 30pts Best Fans Everton Luton Derby Most hated Player Christiano Ronaldo Steven Gerrard Joey Barton Most loved Player Joe Cole Frank Lampard Jose Bosingwa You have one week to decide the winners. Voting closes at 5pm next Saturday, which is when the results will be announced.

1-3 at Ewood...FUCK OFF GERRARD Fucking Flat Cap-wearing Surrender monkeys... On a happier note: Bolton 0-2 Chelsea FT (Anelka 9, Deco 21)

1-2 at Ewood...maybe, just maybe... Kalou OFF Ferreira ON

2-0 at Ewood...FUCK OFF THIEVES

FUCK OFF ALONSO

Ballack's receiving treatment...

Bolton 0-2 Chelsea HT (Anelka 9, Deco 21) HT Blackburn 0-0 History Boys HT Arseholes 1-0 Wigan

Almost 3 there...unlucky Lamps

With Man City in number 2.

Blackburn nearly went in front.

Bolton 0-2 Chelsea (Anelka 8) DECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D As things stand, we'll go back on top.

Thing is, Ronaldo's 42 goals would have been forgotten had the CL final been played somewhere other than Mother Russia's potato field. Arseholes 1-0 Wigan...FUCK

Bolton 0-1 Chelsea ANELKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA As things stand, we'll be back on top where we belong, by 1 point.

Try the BBC website.

BBC Radio online. (5 live) Just realised Kamara's reporting our game.

No audio. So I'm listening to the game on BBC R5. As well as watching Gillette Soccer Saturday. Stelling is a legend.

Nominating is now closed. The final polls will be up at around 5.

No Malouda, thank god for that.

Possible Lineup: Cech A Cole Terry Ivanovic Bosingwa Mikel Kalou Lampard Ballack Deco Anelka Source: Telegraph

We won't finish last. Cluj are too far behind. Hopefully De Bleekere won't be the ref. He'll be stuck at home reading racist comics. 2-0, Drogba and Bosingwa.

I have decided to extend the deadline. All entries must now be submitted BY FULL-TIME IN THE FULHAM-MAN CITY GAME. Therefore the deadline has been extended by 16 hours.

3 words: Go Fuck yourselves.

Five hours to go...

Nominations close in 15 hours. Get them in before it's too late.