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Gerrard almost amputates Kalou's legs, no card of course.

Kuyt shot wide...do some defending Chelsea ffs

Why a crappy heli? Why not an old cattle wagon, there's a steam railway close to where I live that may have one.

Liverpool 0-0 Chelsea HT

We seem to be doing alright...

Abysmal pass by Kuyt, Benitez did well to get thet

Kalou flagged for offside...no surprise there...:thumbsdown: Cech wonder save from Alonso

I just hope the judge sees things differently when the trial begins...

More goals, more assists, and a better penalty success rate: Goals: Gerrard 56-80 Lampard Assists: Gerrard 46-59 Lampard Penalty success rate: Gerrard 77%-92% Lampard

Even worse if it's Gerrard frim 12yds after 3hrs of stoppage time. Possible Lineup: Cech A Cole Terry Alex Bosingwa Mikel Deco Lampard Ballack Malouda (FUCK! ) Anelka

Plus the Telegraph today has rated him better than Gerrard.

He makes Ronaldo and Dida look like fair players who always stay on their feet.

Groan. If only there had been wet patches in his trousers too...

Chelsea 2-0 Middlesbrough FT (Kalou 57, 81)

Without the diving and arrogance.

Wigan 1-1 Liverpool A pen too! Isn't that illegal? Oh, and Deco's on, we're taking the piss, Deco's on, we're taking the piss!

Chelsea 2-0 Middlesbrough (Kalou 57) THATS WHY WE LOVE SALOMAN KALOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU (again) :D

Come on you Toffees...

Lampard missed a glorious opportunity from a superb counterattack. If it does go 1-1 in the last second, I'll start dropping F-bombs. And H-bombs. As well as B-bombs, S-bombs and C-bombs. But no N-bombs, though.

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Chelsea 1-0 Middlesbrough Kalou 57 THAT'S WHY WE LOVE SALOMAN KALOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

Kalou misses an easy chance...

Malouda OFF Drogba ON

Wigan 0-1 Liverpool :thumbsdown:

Ex-Blue watch: SWP Scores, Man City 1-0 Newcastle