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Imagine you have just completed the most horrible, frustrating game for the NES...and you get this. The Angry Video Game Nerd got very angry about it.

At least he doesn't, er, "walk" his dog.

Should I claim it was a bad idea on Bosingwa's part? ...Or should I do what I do best and split the blame between Malouda and Britain's new "Health and Safety" culture?

Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila, You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spatial awareness Makes them really fucking careless You should never ever let a woman drive. When a girl is sitting at the wheel You're gonna hear the crunch of steel, There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger, If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive. Beware the Peugeot 206 They're only ever bought by chicks. And their usual destination Is the central reservation If there's any hope that you'll survive. Never let a woman drive If you ever let a bird reverse You're gonna end up in a hearse, You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl, If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive. Good old amateur Transplants, known for the London Underground song.

I dread to think what will happen if Gerrard gets the full five years

So do I

Check out this little gem: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tBgi0bG1rH4

OMG what were they thinking? :lol:

Serves them right!

Well, we're certainly putting in a pretend title challenge.

Not due back until Juve away.

I think A good Lineup could be a 4-1-2-1-2... Cech Bosingwa Terry Carvalho A Cole Mikel Lampard Ballack Deco Drogba Anelka

We can easily ditch Malouda. The transfer window may close in 15 hours but there's still the first floor window.

If we don't win anything, I'm shaving off his moustache.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! AND FOR GOOD MEASURE-FUCK! I'd rather be made to watch Vanssa Feltz perform a striptease with Wayne Rooney! I'd rather read youtube comments while being pissed on by scum fans! Fuck Liverpool, fuck them to hell, fuck them to oblivion, fuck them beyond infinity, fuck them to the damnation of mankind! And fuck Gerrard too! Every time he drops the fucking soap!

Anyone else want to vomit into Torres' Paella Omelette? Oh well, when he comes back he'll find his house cleaned out... Mike Riley 2-0 Chelsea The dago again.

All of a sudden Anfield wakes up.

FUCK OFF YOU BLOND DAGO SCOUSE BALLBAG

How much Riley bashing will the BL match report contain?

Kalou shot saved by Reina

I thought that carried a 3-year sentence!

Gerrard, get booked? BLASPHEMY! Florent Waste of Space and Anelka OFF Deco and Drogba ON

Rather them than Liverpool...hopefully Utd lift the trophy and Gerrard reacts by dropping the soap.

My arse could do a better job than this ref.

Liverpool 0-0 Chelsea Lampard SENT OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, NATIONAL LIVERPOOL DAY?!? HE GOT THE BALL FFS!!!