Drogba11CFC

I'm more thankful for Essien than Princess Peach os for the Mario Bros.

Chelsea 4-4 Liverpool (agg 7-5) SUPER FRANK!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Oh shit... deflection too...jammier than my last doughnut.

Bayern Munich 1-1 Barcelona and... Chelsea 3-2 Liverpool (agg 6-3) SUPER FRANK!!!

Essien?

It isn't over until the princess kisses the Italian plumber.

Chelsea 2-2 Liverpool (agg 5-3) ALEX FK!!! TRADEMARK!!!

Drogba hit the side netting just now...

Bayern Munich 1-0 Barcelona

Chelsea 1-2 Liverpool (agg 4-3) DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mario and Luigi, if you do exist, Liverpool FC have kidnapped the Princess...

I'm currently trying to find a potent enough brain bleach so that you guys don't hear the scousers acting like they own the universe and that they're better than Mario at work tomorrow/school when the easter holidays finish.

HT Chelsea 0-2 Spanish Ref

Where the FUCK is the defence? Answer: not in the UK, that's for sure...

And Rolling Rock are missing out on a massive profit by not exporting to West London...

Wenger must be relishing this...

Kalou OFF Anelka ON

Anelka being readied...

I hope that fucking Dago ref likes my special prune, pemmican and porridge paella...

PENALTY??? OH THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!

It'll take another 2005 years to stop the red tops from banging on about it!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! AND FUCK!!!

Torres misses...Fuck Sake, defend, I'm down to my last pair of boxers.

Cech punches out, cleared.