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Chelsea 5-0 Watford (Sturridge 5, Eustace og 15, Malouda 22, Lampard 64) FUCKING BRILLIANT STURRIDGE, FUCKING AMAZING!

Chelsea 4-0 Watford (Sturridge 5, Eustace og 15, Malouda 22) SUPER FRANK! #35 Belletti OFF #24 Matic ON

Ash shoots over

Chelsea 3-0 Watford HT (Sturridge 5, Eustace og 15, Malouda 22)

Joe Cole takes corner, Terry shoots, wide.

Malouda shoots, corner, Malouda takes, Terry shoots, saved.

YELLOW CARD: Belletti (Chelsea) and Lansbury (Watford): Unsporting Behaviour

Sturridge shoots wide...

Chelsea 3-0 Watford (Sturridge 5, Eustace og 15) MALOUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chelsea 2-0 Watford (Sturridge 5) John Eustace OWN GOAL

Chelsea 1-0 Watford THIS STURRIDGE IS JUST RIGHT

And we're underway.

1441: Chelsea v Watford line-ups: Chelsea: Hilario, Ivanovic, Alex, Terry, Ashley Cole, Lampard, Belletti, Zhirkov, Joe Cole, Malouda, Sturridge. Subs: Turnbull, Carvalho, Ballack, Paulo Ferreira, Matic, Kakuta, Borini. Watford: Loach, Hodson, Mariappa, DeMerit, Doyley, Eustace, Cowie, Lansbury, Severin, Cleverley, Graham. Subs: Lee, Jenkins, Harley, Bennett, Hoskins, Henderson, Kiernan. Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

This week's expected lineup comes from the Telegraph: Cech Ferreira Carvalho Terry Zhirkov Kakuta Ballack Lampard Malouda Anelka Sturridge

This week's expected lineup comes from the Telegraph: Cech Ferreira Carvalho Terry Zhirkov Kakuta Ballack Lampard Malouda Anelka Sturridge

My lineup (4-3-2-1): Hilario A Cole Terry Alex Ivanovic Ballack Kakuta Lampard Zhirkov Sturridge Borini

Oh god, I can see Kalou's Y-fronts through those shorts!

Chelsea 2-1 Fulham FT (Drogba 73, Smalling og 75; Gera 4) Another 2 years off my life, but GET IN!

Yellow Card: Drogba (Chelsea), Unsporting Behaviour

Duff OFF Riise ON Not that Riise sadly.

#18 Zhirkov OFF #03 A Cole ON

Now don't concede!

Chelsea 2-1 Fulham (Drogba 73; Gera 4) Smalling OG

Now don't concede again!

Chelsea 1-1 Fulham (Gera 4) DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET IN