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That Dutch keeper against Argentina at the WC in 2014 was a complete buffoon, but this dude Oblak beats him by a mile. My dog would do a better job than him in a shootout. Absolute wank.

That Champions League anthem gives me shivers. Come on Antonio Conte get us back to THE FINAL asap!!!

Keylor; Carvajal, Ramos, Pepe, Marcelo; Modric, Casemiro, Kroos; Bale, Benzema y Cristiano Ronaldo. Oblak; Juanfran, Savic, Godín, Filipe Luis; Saúl, Gabi, Augusto, Koke; Griezmann y Fernando Torres. Vamooooos Atleti

Gabon manager Jorge Costa: "Aubameyang has asked not to be selected for the NT because he is changing clubs." Real Madrid written all over it IMO. If that's the case then Benzema could be heading to EPL. I can see United and Arsenal throwing big bucks at him.

Definitely that type of player that gives you mixed feelings whether he stays or goes. For £60m (even £50m) I'd say take the money and run. But if Conte decides to keep him then I'm fine with it. I do not agree with those who say that he's been in some terrific form this season. Did the donkey work as he usualy does between August and December, coupled with some free kicks, but other than that he's been pretty much rubbish for the past 5 months. Nowhere near a £60m player, but if anyone offers that sum, even if it's United, the club would be stupid not to jump on it.

Most of the fans accused him for this and that, but look at this video - Even in this trainwreck of a season he'd still be on at least 20-22 assists for the season if it wasn't for easy chances missed. How many times he unlocked those defences with long balls over defenders/through balls and let our forwards 1v1 with the keeper it's unbelievable. Can't wait to see what Conte has in store for him.

I wasn't mate you are right and I'm happy he's gone. Just wanted to express my feelings towards Mourinho the human being and the fact that IMO he's by no means "one of us".

The only thing he owns to the fans is a bit of respect, the same respect most of the fans showed him during the hard months in October, November and December, when everybody else was turning against him. I'm not saying he has to praise his time at Chelsea in every single interview, but it's rude that he is 5 minutes into his United job and already starts the ass licking. No one would care if it was AC Milan he was talking about, or Real Madrid, but it's fucking Man United the club we all despise and the club whose fans used to absolutely hate Mourinho's guts about six months ago.

Spot on mate and I would like to add one more thing - Mourinho supposedly become unhappy because the board did not back him in the transfer market last summer. Something I can't agree with or deny because I don't know what's happened behind closed doors. But ok, let's say the board did not buy the players he wanted. Well, if he cared about this club as much as he said he cared, maybe for once in his life could have moved on and accept the situation. Instead he got grumpy and fucked our season big time, burned bridges with everyone at the club and got the sack he deserved. I don't want to come up with fucked up theories that he did it on purpose just to get the sack and go to United, knowing United are desperate to land him. No, but damn mate, it looks like that with every day going by. It's like something got into his brain the day the board told him that they can't afford to buy the players he wants and he chose to act like a spoilt brat. It's not like Chelsea didn't back him enough during all his years at the club. Mourinho is the manager that has spent the most money in the transfer market ever and he is millions short of reaching 1 BILLION Euros spent on players. Surely this summer he will reach that mark. And if you ask me the worst thing was this morning when he praised United with that bullshit talk, mystique, romance and shit like that. At least out of respect for those who were still chanting his name in December he could have spared the Chelsea fans from shit like that. This goes to show how sick he is and that one of the reasons why he took the United job is to get revenge on Abramovich & Chelsea. This is Mourinho, a vengeful, sick human being that puts himself above everything.

All I know is that he's a die hard Chelsea fan that grew up with Drogba as his idol and has a room in Belgium filled with Chelsea posters, scarfs and Chelsea shirts. Has a beautiful goalscoring record at the age of 23 and most importantly he's stayed free from injuries in all this time. Loud mouth, but who cares as long as he wants to come back to the club he loves. Might not have the perfect first touch or technique, but no footballer is perfect. He bangs them goals right and left and this is what matters the most. Remember he's just turned 23. Drogba was a complete anonymous at that age. Suarez wasn't far off, too. Give the guy a chance and we might end up with another quality striker for the next 6-7 years.

I find this guy very similar to Liverpool's Sakho. That type of dumb, brainless footballer, a ticking bomb ready to explode at any time, always prone to stupid mistakes. I know he's only on loan at Roma and they have the option to buy him for 9M. Wonder what Chelsea plan to do next - wait for Roma to buy him and negociate from there, or negociate with the player first, make him reject Roma so that our club have to buy him from Stuttgart directly. The latter seems to be the right thing to do as Stuttgart are now relegated to 2nd division and they can't hold for some BS amount, like Roma would do.

Agree with our Italian friend, hope somebody, anybody outbids Chelsea so we can move to another target. Manolas mehhh

Set up Baker's goal, too.

Thought this trademark thing it's just clickbait bollocks, but now even BBC mentioned it, seems like something serious. I don't know how this shit works, but if it's for real then hold the fucker for ransom and milk United for money. As much as possible. And if a deal can't be struck, then let this go to court for a couple of years and force the deluded one into a sabbatical until everybody forgets about him.

This was in March, two months prior to his 23rd birthday.

Colback, Janmaat, now this Gueye dude lol. What's wrong with you guys?

Primera Division in Argentina one of the most defensive minded leagues in this world. Worth scouting there because defenders are always on top of their game, but I've never heard of this guy. I know Eder Alvarez Balanta from River who was tipped to be the next big thing coming out of Argentina but nothing happened with him, stalled a bit I think.

Defeats against Guardiola, Klopp and Conte and behind the likes of City, Chelsea, Arsenal come January and he'll crack up sooner than everybody expected.

Gaitan and Carillo to Atletico for a £40m fee combined. Guess that some first team player must be on his way out then. Saul? Gimenez?

Mourinho to United announcement imminent it seems. At least he fulfilled his dream now and we can end this "one of us" crap. Hope he enjoys Europa League after all the trash he's talked about that competition.

Barcelona would probably be a different team had Messi been injured for the past 10 years. But he wasn't lol Spurs fans logic...

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

Because they are Liverpool scum and deserve all the stick they get. Vile fan base that live in their own bubbe and delusion. Always happy to see them suffer because they truly are a disgusting bunch. EDIT - Here you go mate, one of the millions of deluded rawkites: "The way I saw, with the benefit of replays, we would have won that if Video evidence had already started. At least two of the three handballs in the area were pens, and their third goal was it, was totally offside. Our disallowed one was also close to played onside (a 50/50) by a player of theirs off to the right." Cringeworthy. That ball for Sevilla's 3rd, it was cleared by Clyne and then hit Coutinho. That is how it came to Coke. Didn't even touch a Sevilla player. And they're saying it was "totally offside". HAHAHHAAHHAHA