Special Juan

Needed tissues the way he was talking about him

Didn't get chance to stick is big daft wobbly head out the window of his 4x4......the dummy has really come out here. :blue scalf:

And Paul Merson claiming the signing of the window is Darren Fletcher.

Arry has resigned

Aaron Lennon's face :lol:

Phil Thompson said he will be on the bench and won't get a chance. Not sure how he will notice the TV with that fucking big nose in the way, nobhead.

What the fuck are you going on about now?

Thanks fella. He started in his first game and played RB alongside Ayala, Gibson and George Friend, and did well. He's picked up a slight knock which is why he didn't feature against Brentford on Saturday and Fredricks stepped in for him. Bit early yet but the signs are promising and he will be fine.

I live in Middlesbrough mate. As soon as I knew he was coming to Boro I started following his progress closely with my little lad. We started going to games to watch him and Bamford. I took some photos of him warming up etc and he took time out with my lad to sign his Chelsea shirt in the first game we went too. I then started tagging him in photos on Instagram, a few days later my little lad scored a goal in a big cup quarter final and revealed a shirt underneath saying "Team Omeruo" I then sent him the photo and he instantly replied saying "I'm very pleased about this, tell him from me well done" He then started following me and my lad on Instagram, which for my little lad is amazing, he's completely amazed that a pro footballer from Chelsea and Boro is following him. I then bumped into him in the local ten pin bowling alley whilst he was playing pool with his cousins/brothers, he immediately asked how my lad was, he then got us tickets for the game v Nottingham Forest at the Riverside on Boxing Day which he also got us access to the players lounge too. We recently went to watch them train because he invited us along to watch, the same day he posted a picture of the three of us on his own Instagram page thanking us for the gifts we bought him as a thank you for the tickets he got us. If you look on his page the picture is on there. Quite incredible the interest he has shown in my lad. We are now very good friends with all his brothers and cousins and are meeting up on Saturday at the Charlton game.

Lee Tomlin http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lee-tomlins-twitter-teasing-keeps-8568780?ICID-FB-Gaz-boro

More top stuff from this bloke towards my little lad at the weekend. My lad scored 4 and assisted 3, later on that night my lad posted a picture on Instagram, about an hour later got a private message off Kenneth saying "I'm very happy for you, keep being the best" :blue scalf:

I hope you are right chief.

He's really going to struggle to get back into this team now IMO. I just hope Jose doesn't revert back to him for the Villa game.

I'm sorry but this club has done some unreal business in past transfer window and not just on purchases. The lump we got for Luiz, Mata and now Schurrle as well as Lukaku.....Give yourselves a huge big pat on the back. The Chelsea board :clap:

Did I hear right, 10M?

26.1m according to SKY

Sign Hayley McQueens tits.

The title says it all. This is brilliant.

'The Chelsea family' :blue scalf:

I was going to swap it that way but the idea in principle is correct. Can't fucking wait.

Tibo Azpilicueta Zouma Terry Luis Fabregas Matic Cuadrado Oscar Hazard Costa That team wins us the league.

Kate Abdo and Hayley McQueen are on air next, some serious wanking material boys.

Come on Chelsea one more deal.

Can't help feeling there is a top notch player inside him that just failed to come out here.