Special Juan

Keep being an annoying cunt to the opposition, but most of all keep working your balls of lad. Love him.

Fucking laughed like fuck when it was replayed. How fucking accurate is he :lol:

No win, no problem. Delighted to see Costa back and being a proper messy bastard again. Bring on Sunday when we lift the cup and this game will be a distant memory.

After Friday's game. Ken and my lad My lads party on Saturday

Talks have already begun between us and Boro. Karanka has spoke with Jose and Boro are very keen to take him whether they are promoted or not. Watch this space.

Ake could be going on loan to Boro next season.

It actually completely by passed me that Valdes was at United. As for the relegation fight, please let Hull stay up and one of Newcastle or Sunderland to go the journey.

I'm all for opinions and that but it's probably best you go for a cold shower.

Still a very good player, not sure if we should be in for him or not. I'd sooner see us chase Matuidi.

Looking forward to tonight, hopefully see a few of the young guns.

Reporter "Is David De Gea leaving" LvG "We will see" So basically he is then. What a massive loss that will be.

United picking captains because they feel sorry for them [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

When is Gerrards funeral?

Gerard day fucked right over I see

Some of you maybe bored with these stories but here goes anyway because it's topic relevant. It was my boys birthday as you saw above in the link. I went to the game on Friday evening and whilst he didn't feature he still walked around the pitch with the players and thanked the fans. Afterwards, he came out and had chat with me and my lad. I messaged him on Thursday and invited him to my lads party and tole him he was more than welcome to come along and enjoy it.....I wasn't expecting him too, today I got a message saying "Send me the address and I will pop over" He got there late but we hung back and he arrived with two friends, not only did he do that but he gave my lad a gift voucher, greeted him with a big cuddle and met all my family. My mum, who was critically ill over Xmas was there, I introduced Ken to her and she started crying, she said "You don't know what you have done for my grandson, you make him so happy" He said "Your welcome, it's my pleasure I love him and his dad" This was a bit special considering on Boxing Day we were Ken's guest at the Notts Forest game and afterwards we went and visited my mum in hospital and my lad sat and spoke with his grandma whilst she was critically ill. My mum was in a coma at this point, she was very poorly, and my lad sat at her bedside and tole her all about his day whilst holding her hand while I stood back and cried. That night we left the hospital, we just prayed everything was going to be alright. I got a call a few hours later from a nurse, the nurse said "Your mum said your boy was here and she mumbled something about 'match' and footballer......From this point my mother pulled through and was there today to meet Ken, the man who gave my lad such a super day and his energy filtered to my mum to what I believe is survive and see today. Kenneth Omeruo......

I'm at the Riverside tonight for the second leg, my lads football team are doing the walk outs. Apparently, if fit, my lad is with Bamford.

Testament to how close we are with Ken, this is his post to my lad this morning on his Instagram page. https://instagram.com/p/2p50G3svnb/

Quality from Juve.

Good job Barca, now get Madrid and beat those cunts as well.

Football writers player of the year, well done. :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Boring..... win 1-0......Arsenal-Free flowing.....lose 1-0 to Swansea. Check and check mate.

Got to be in for him, simple as that.

When Gary Monk says "we had to pay respect to Arsenal" you know he's talking down to you....As for small time mentality, empty fucking seats all over. Like the players, the fans have given up. [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

When I watch him he reminds me of me on a Saturday night around 11pm. His legs look pissed.

Chelsea.