Special Juan

How I see us..... Sliding on my knees on my lounge floor laminate with my lad when we score and the full time whistle goes.

29% possession and not 1 fuck was given.

Awful times to be a Chelsea fan, really bad. Not a positive in sight.....

Did well, won't get ahead of myself with him though, but he deserves plaudits for a good performance.

Champagne tonight sweet cheeks.

I was watching the last five minutes thinking of people on here praying for a United equaliser. Keep up the great work lads.

Sack the board, the club is scum and we are awful. And that's just some of our own supporters......Massive 3 points, delighted and going to get fucking smashed. Later haters :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

:blue scalf: Bring it

Right, so according to SKY it's United's to lose, they look strong, Mata and Herrera are sublime and Falcao is a king. Dear fucking me.

Just scored for MK Dons.

No problem this, we win this and we edge closer to the title.

Should not of risked him further, they have options in Kike. There is also the implications of him making it worse with some massive games to go. Karanka should of dealt with this for me, it was wrong keeping him on.

Mourinho says Cuadrado will get more minutes once he's trained to requirements of Premier League etc.

Jose: Costa back training next week, Remy he does not know if he is fit but has a chance. Mourinho asked why Chelsea are most abused club on social media. "I think because we are boring. Top of the league since day one."

If we fail to score past a defence with McNair in it, then I hope Roman Abramovich gets caught wanking his dog off.

Second one, he looked like he was a kid trying to stand on a balloon at a party

Jose has got this.

Stick a fork in Wolfsburg, they are done.

We did, Duff and Robben. I have said for some time the right side is the sticking point. Willian is a square peg in a round hole, Cuadrado is neither in or out but we need to replicate what we see on other side with Hazard, or near as damn it. Willian isn't direct enough, he's a good safe guard but the shackles are very rarely off. Hazard gets the ball things happen, Willian gets the ball, it's either he slows the play down or plays it simple. I am not having a pop about him playing it simple, but he's not a threat for me. I'd sooner see Willian central behind the striker than out wide but we need someone for that right side, someone with pace and who is a huge threat. It's time we started really stretching teams and I would start with buying someone like Bale or Reus.

Wolfsburg getting fucked right over here. First was hand ball but the second goal was lovely.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3041579/PSG-s-David-Luiz-butt-internet-jokes-Luis-Suarez-nutmegs-unlucky-Brazilian-twice-way-double-Barcelona.html

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Have no fear old chap, this thread will continue in it's honor name change or not. To be continued..........

Suarez also did him like a kipper a few times at the bridge in his time in England, nutmegs and literally pulling his pants down. Glen Hoddle "He's like a kid in the playground, he's OK if there is no shape needed and if you just like knocking the ball about and showing glimpses of skill now and again" Say what you like but he got done like a fucking kipper twice last night.

Replacing Oscar with Enner Valencia? How fucking drab is that.....of course I can find solace in the fact it's the Mirror.