Special Juan

Our board are mental so I can see it. SSN Breaking News on deadline day wouldn't surprise me if we start chasing Inzaghi.

Sounds like he's off to Leicester.

Right OK enough of the insults and personal digs please. This place has been great the last few weeks, some great debate, counter-arguments and some well thought out posts, please don't spoil it now. If it continues I will lock this and book the offenders. Please get on.

Absolute scenes if They beat United.

I heard the term 'wonder kid' used....Do wonder kids go on loan? If they do, do they tear up the place they go to?

I trust you boss, I assume you have seen over me seeing nothing.....I very much stand by what I said though.

Every single little error will be highlighted due to our links with him and him being the new 'Rooney' style focus. Give this kid a top manager, surround him with great players to learn from and watch him flourish. Make him part of our core next season.

I wouldn't put it past SKY to be creating a story because things have gone 'quiet' Anyone could of got credibility to use the word 'snag' as he arrived yesterday and not much has happened since...."Quick headline"....everyone panics.

Vitesse, Boro or back to MLS within a season...mark my words.

You'll be lucky to see him make the bench in the next year. I say that without even seeing the kid play, you know why? Because this club don't allow people to do that. If they do, a big if, he will play a five minute cameo role, put the ball out of play and never play again. This transfer is as pointless as me giving up booze.

Stay calm, a bloke from the MLS is incoming....Emenalo productions working it's magic again. Cant wait for the golden handshake photo.

I don't think RA has the second clue what's going on, I think the people and shit collectors below him give out a smoke screen and actually convince him that these signings like Papi, Mazad (MLSBloke) Pato and Rahman are actually sublime talents.. What next....Kaka?

Yeah lets quickly discard Stones because of a few poor games, instead lets try and get a bloke from a fucking pub league in Mazda or whatever his name is as 'Another stop gap' Our transfer poilcy is the absolute shits.

Since when the fuck do you go shopping to the MLS and fetch a defender here? I do not know the second thing about this lad but what the actual fuck is this club doing going to that league for? I'm worried to fuck about this clubs outlook, I really am.

Mmmm we'll see.

They don't, they have lost it.

Never heard of him, if we sign him I probably still won't hear of him. Don't particularly care in all honesty, only bothered about the next 3 points.

Looked bad, few days left in the window I'm sure they can go and spend 50M if he's out for a while.

Yeah, he was average when we bought him, he's average now...Injured or not he's just another pointless fish in the ocean.

Take a bow Ross Barkley....what a goal.

His face lights up like mine when there is a free bar.

Video of him arriving here http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10144788/alexandre-pato-arrives-in-london-to-complete-chelsea-loan-deal He's buzzing his tits off here.

Forget the small talk and give us action please.

Now for me we must sign someone else. This amount banded about was just far too good to turn down.

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