Special Juan

That kid Samuelsen was brilliant for Pompey last night.

He's in a big massive cellar underneath SB and every day for 30 seconds he pops his head out of the hatch and shouts "Still injured" and closes it back up.

Draw I think. Fancy Andros Townsend to turn into Gareth Bale and us to really struggle containing Mitrovic. It will follow a similar theme to the United game...they take the lead, we equalise then bombard them to no success.

They are struggling to put up with LvG's way of playing so I cannot for the life of me see how they will put up with Mourinho's predictable ways including formation and selections. Not only that but just across the City will be a certain Pep Guardiola, who the the press will be all over with it being his first dip in the PL ocean and Jose will not be short of a sly pop or two at both City and Pep. United need to look closely at this and be very careful if they haven't signed him already, they will be getting a very stubborn, arrogant and one dimensional manager in Mourinho, which isn't a far cry from what they have now. I've washed my hands completely of JM, thankful for what he did but I never want to see him return. He was found out here and he will be at United, and if United want to promote youth they are signing the wrong bloke.

Adam Johnson pleads guilty to one count of sexual activity with a child and one charge of child grooming.

I will give Allegri 6 months max if he arrives.

Brilliant ending that last night, laughed like fuck. Benteke is having a fucking mare right now.

I like it.

He's been advised that these are the kinds of players to take us forward/fill a void and be good (IE Pato) Aside from the January purchases just based on last summer alone it was scary what we brought into this club. Below him, the board are selling us down the river, he's giving the funds yet these fucking donkey's are bringing in this type of player, I mean what the fuck?

Just look at the names being banded about, then look back at last summers 'transfers' and the January 'transfers'....I think it tells you exactly the path and outlook the club has. Pedro, Rahman, Djiliboji, Pato and Miazga

I thought you were serious for a minute there Jason.

The thought of Allegri and Oscar here next season has me filled with deep and utter sadness.

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But don't forget we tried for Stones, and then when that failed we got Djiliboji, he's now on loan and we have a fucked Zouma. Yes there is no end to the tunnel.

It's easy to say Griezman, Pogba or say Dybala etc but a massive sticking point, and I mean massive is the CL. Yes we can offer big money in wages and fees etc but the CL is a massive pull, we ain't getting in that top 4 and that for me is a massive bollock dropped. I can't see Hazard staying because the board will see pound signs and jump at it and it will be a summer of Miazga type signings, so strap yourselves in.

Tragic news.

Which manager in the world coming to Chelsea wouldn't want John Terry playing for them? You'd even fight tooth and nail to have him here in a none playing capacity never mind just playing. Lets get one thing straight, get JT signed up because we aren't talking a player who's constantly berated by fans or is constantly poor, this guy isn't just a leader but I believe the a massive part of the foundations that hold the structure up correctly. One year Chelsea, one fucking year, get your heads out of your brown bullet holes and deal with this please. As for the new manager, I'm not bothered at this moment in time because I feel the club have lost all foresight completely.

Keep this up please, not just the goals but the actual leading of the line and running the channels brilliantly.

He's fucking mince in the #10 role so there is no hope out wide, truly a tragic player. It's a shame that 3 goals against a very weak FA Cup opponent gives him about another 3-4 bonus matches were he is selected without a thought.

I don't like to hide behind this 'unbeaten' tag, yes it's slightly better, but not a lot IMO. The line up again today was awful, the first 18 minutes was the worst I have seen from us in years and if we finish mid-table I will be delighted, still stacks of problems.

I don't care who our manager will be, I don't care where we finish, just fucking give John Terry a new contract you fucking muppets.

Came down and landed awkwardly, his knee basically went back over.

Mata MOTM De Gea all day long

Still no dialogue between club and JT about another contract....I cannot believe this I simply cannot.

Last knocking of the first half much better, but I have no idea what Oscar's purpose in life is, he isn't a footballer that's for sure.