This is my take on it all..
Roman on his yacht "Hey Michael, hows this week gone
ME "Hey Roman, it's been good"
RA "Whats happened legend"
ME "Well it got off to a great start, we loaned that bloke Jose wanted here, you know that Djiliboji guy?"
RA "Yeah I remember him, fucking terrible wan't he?"
ME "Brutal boss, that Mourinho sold us up the garden path with that"
RA "Yeah I had that feeling when we got him"
ME "But he's gone now"
RA "Anything else?"
ME "Yeah we managed after weeks and months of negotiations to get Brana signed up to 1/2 years extra"
RA "What great news Micky lad, you aren't half doing a good job"
ME "Cheers chief"
RA "So that's it then no more good news?"
ME "Say this quietly, but I went into the office and found an old transfer wishlist and Pato was on it"
RA "The Duck?"
ME "Yeah the Duck"
RA "He was good on FIFA him"
ME "Oh fucking right he was"
RA "Is it done then?"
ME "Anytime soon, I promise, you know me I do what I possibly can, you know that"
RA "This is great news Micky lad"
ME "I agree"
RA "I'm proud of you, I love you"
ME "love you too"
ME "Safe sailing"
RA 'Safe buying"
ME " I got this"