Special Juan

Pjanic having medical at Juventus apparently.

I mean people keep making 4 years of excuses up for Oscar so let's make something up for Willian.....Maybe he was tired after more or less carrying a team full absolute shite all season eh!!

Stuck with him it seems.

It won't be us, we will be sticking with Azpilicueta and Ivanovic.

What a sublime half from the lad, the way he shields the ball and takes it away in one motion is a joy to watch. Get him with immediate effect.

He just blew his nose, nothing special.

He has regressed badly, so much so that the level he is now at, I don't think he knows anymore how to raise his game. He's not even a good bench option IMO.

He was signed in 2012, he's been here 4 years....How can you explain nigh on 4 years of poor form under a number of managers.

He's been played out wide, the number 10 role and has featured in CM in some games....When you say he hasn't been used properly, do you think he will be any good as a LB or maybe a Striker?

Oscar will be like Mikel, someone who will be around forever and ever.

Suarez rightly having a fit during the Uruguay game last night....I would be kicking off if Stuani was picked ahead of me, he's absolute gash.

Leicester in the CL pot and are supposedly going for Troy Fucking Deeney.

Great news, another Dutch side will be so pleased with this.

Not worth getting a hard on over...Maria, Michael and Mr Buck all have their out of office response set to vacation.... Rest easy people.

Keep it sensible in here and keep it worth reading please.

Not hanging about loaning out lads again I see, just incomings we are waiting on!!!!

Looks like Madrid are making their move for Pogba. Insane money.

For 30M he is going to need to be fantastic with immediate effect.

We need to start getting a move on. I know people will say "It's only June" and like you say we need fuck loads of work. Conte is fucking France, teams are buying already and we need about 4-5 players IMO. Time for action, not words.

I have no idea at all mate, I never pay any attention to Villareal.

United sign Eric Bailly

Comes complete with a Stannah Stairlift

Pogba is becoming the new Falcao and Hulk rumor.

Sounds like we are close to some sort of deal reading around.

What a signing if they get this lad, what a statement of intent from Pep and City....Gundogan and Pierre