Special Juan

Won't be Kalas he's gone to Fulham

Reading around Twitter it sounds like Arsenal are close to capturing him.

Things at the back don't look good but just stop for one minute and imagine if we get 1, yes 1 injury at the back, we are totally fucked. We need to pray like fuck this does not happen, the situation doesn't need to be dressed up or sand kicked over it, bad state of affairs and close to a complete disaster if it happens. This isn't me moaning, this is me being realistic.

He's 20 years old and whilst it's frustrating it's reality that he would not get a sniff ahead of Costa and Batshuayi, really simple. Sitting on the bench teaches him fuck all, loan move away at a club where he plays regular and learns is vital.

McNair and Love have joined Sunderland so that means Lamine Kone to Everton should happen soon.

Credible Merseyside journos

Bolasie and Bony deals are apparently nigh on complete to join Everton.

Remy will go and this talk about Traore off to means someone will be coming and yes I think it could Romelu.

No way can we rely on the players mentioned if the outgoings are correct. Worrying thing for now is there seems to be a lot of movement out and not in.

Another fucking 'Out' is the door open the other way too?

Di Matteo and Villa getting a humping here by Luton 3-1....Villa where 1-0 up too.

WTF is this?

Let's keep it to Chelsea v WHU please.

Throw Aina in, just do it. I'm telling you now he cannot be any worse than Ivanovic. If the kid makes a mistake then we say we have tried and it will be a learning curve, but we don't give up on him. Look at the amount of mistakes Brana made last season, it's time to grow some balls and allow this kid his chance.

And then the Mail put this spin on it CHELSEA MOVE FOR KOULIBALY COULD BE DONE IN NEXT FEW DAYS ANDY WARREN: Kalidou Koulibaly's agent has insisted the defender's protracted move from Napoli to Chelsea will be 'settled in two or three days at most'.

Yep.

Yep, I am. I have been since Rahman was sent out and now it sounds as if Kenedy is too.

Baba Rahman and Miazga will not be at this club next season, they will of been sold. The reason Miazga is here is because we dicked around over John Stones, the club then shit itself and panic bought an unknown yank and Papi Djolboloji

Ayew has to be a knocking bet to score on his debut like when we played Swansea first game last season.

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He wasn't present at the open day either so looks like he maybe off on loan too. We are going to have seriously get some spending done now if this is the case.

Some French journo for L'Equipe says we are chasing Matuidi.

I knew it wasn't far away, the old "everything will be decided in 3-4 days" line

Off to Eintracht Frankfurt apparently. SMFH another waste of a fucking transfer.