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Today Chelsea FC is delighted to appoint Antonio Conte as our new First Team Head Coach. http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2016/04/conte-appointed.html

Done, welcome Conte http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2016/04/conte-appointed.html

Of course we would all like to think this is going to be a sensational loan but lets stay grounded. That Aston Villa side were, and have been the worst I have ever seen for a long long time. His ball that took out 4 Villa players was brilliant but something I expect a player of his caliber to do. I'd start his v Swansea, and then see how much confidence that goal/performance has given him.

Let him stay there, fetch decent money and spend it on much better quality players.

Table reads badly, but I think it reflects perfectly what sort of season it's been. Average, something and nothing and lots of downs with hardly any ups.

We can sign players like Kante because we are still a massive pull that can pay astronomical wages. Cash is king, always has been and always will be.

Not even funny how much energy this little genius has, he was fucking sublime today.

Pedro is a debatable one for me but as for Mikel, I'm sorry but this summer is the time to let go, it has to be.

We have seen one for one game, and another for a handful. I'm not sure how you can come to this conclusion.

Harry Kane fucking quality again.

Liverpool's cup final this.... 1-0 up v Spurs.

I was optimistic and excited.....60 odd days later he scores.

Did ok, nothing flash. I'm not going to jump on the Pato train just yet

Newcastle Hope the Geordie bastards go down.

Cannot wait for the Classico tonight. Vamos Barca.

City 3-0 up Arsenal 2-0 up And please stop it Payet....2-1 WHU lead against Palace.

We need miles better, but for now he's average in an average side.

Enjoy the 2 week break for constantly insighting people and being a general nuisance. Look at the forum rules when you get back and soak them in.

Good win, more of a confidence boost if anything.

Here comes our genius playmaker Oscar.

Get in lad, another jab in the hip of playing the youngsters.

Fucking hell here he is.

last summers penny pinching is suddenly hitting home.