Special Juan

A lorry full of money gets you in positions to win things, scraping the barrel and thinking the team is 'decent' is no good to us. We cannot in this window and we haven't penny pinched so far, if we think a player is available for that position then we should move for him. If it costs 40M to get Mahrez here and players like Oscar and the other dead wood make up for it then great. This squad need quality not just on the field but really good options on the bench. Players like Pedro are bench options, Mahrez should be starting, that's the depth I am talking about.

Calm down and stop telling people to fuck off please.

Pampered lives of footballers that's why. The fucking mess that was last season needs rectifying and quick sharp, they have had enough time to chill out now get the fuck back and get us back where we belong.

Absolute passenger and is continuing off from last season. He should be about as close to the starting 11 as Marin

These rumors wont go away.

Market prices have gone bonkers so it's not even worthy of discussion what is right or wrong about numbers. If we want to improve and I mean massively, winning things and constantly competing we need players like this guy. We have snared his mate from Leicester and it's time to keep adding this type of quality especially as it sounds he wants out.

Wait, there is no need for Willian in the team if we sign Mahrez? And by the way, I mentioned Oscar because apparently he is an AM, but I am still waiting to find that out.

Better than that shite Oscar in there.

Hazard Willian Mahrez Fucking insane.

60% of the worlds population is covered by water, the rest is covered by N'Golo Kante.

This was more about fitness than anything else. Good run out for the lads in the build up to bigger things. Always annoying to lose but lets not forget the big picture of fitness and new manager surroundings.

It's the age as well as the quality I am really pleased with.

Enjoy, this kid is fucking class.

Done http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2016/07/kante-signs.html

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2016/07/kante-signs.html

The funds from the sale of shite like Oscar etc would make this a very simple financial transfer.

It probably won't but if we are to really up our game these are the players that can do it. Oscar won't, he's not good enough to change channels via a TV remote.

Yes a CB and I would also do everything possible to get rid of Oscar and bring in James Rodriguez or Isco.

This will be a a really top signing. He is the breaker of play and complete work horse we have needed for a long time. I still think we need two more players.

You know you have a proper player when the teams fans you are buying from are asking him to either die or snap his leg.

Expected to fly out to Austria to meet the team by the earliest tomorrow.

It's happening.

Leicester fans are bubbling right now, apparently we are cunts, he's a cunt and they are hoping their players wipe him out next season. He hasn't even left yet.

Marc Wilmots has been sacked by Belgium.

The guy who broke the news was also the one who broke the Ben Arfa to PSG news before anyone else. Very confident this is happening.