Special Juan

Must have about 4 lined up....oh wait.

Just loan Oscar, please.

very lucky to be in front, Bournemouth toothless up top.

I'm certain that Oscar will start this

Waiting for... "Koulibaly commits to Naples" Forum dead, people killing people and shops looted

Our loan count is now at 654,356

Very relaxed, very laid back and very well spoken.

Confirmed by Conte, he's going to Ajax when his work permit has been sorted.

Conte "We have a plan on players coming in, I speak to the club everyday" "Happy with the group, they are working very hard" "The music in the dressing room before a game is great, in Italy we didn't have that" "If I was choosing the music it would be BOOM BOOM" Dodged the question when asked how many players he wants to bring in.

Januzaj to Sunderland is done, loan deal.

Pogba banned for United game v Bournemouth

Sounds like he is off to Villa on loan.

Going to Everton, the #Chelsea is used to send everyone into a spin and gain more "Oh shit" moments

Off to Inter Milan apparently.

The longer it goes on that we haven't bought a defender is making me think the board said this.. "Hey Antonio, you were a genius in the Euros with Italy, get this lot defending like that and save us a fortune"

Everton fans have gone from yesterday saying "He isn't for sale" to today saying "We can cope without him" and "Let him go" That PC with Koeman has made their heads fart like fuck.

From minute 3:25 he talks about Lakaku and he doesn't look comfortable what so ever.

Jim White ‏@JimWhite 2m2 minutes ago Chelsea still hopeful of signing Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly before Premier League kicks off - Italian club holding out for £50m.

40M+ for Stones, they are getting Kone for 18M and Bolasie for 28-30M apparently. If we are chasing Lukaku the money from that deal helps them to get Mata because apparently that's Koeman's next big target according to their forums.

Not exactly slamming the door shut in those sentences though is he? It's dead simple, if he isn't being sold he comes out says so, he hasn't, and to me this sounds like he maybe resigned to losing him.

"The club's doing everything to keep all the players we want to keep in the team." "I like to keep all my best players but I know football. I know business. Let's wait. We have 3 more busy weeks." RK on Lukaku: "He's still an #efc player. But finally the board makes those kind of decisions." Sounds like he is out of the Spurs game at the weekend due to a 'cut on his foot'

Koeman has spoken to the media today, said this. "Romelu is still an Everton player and we want to keep our best players".

I'm not really interested in anyone else TBH, but if you want a comparison....City lose Otamendi to injury they have Stones, Mangala and Kompany, not a bad choice is it?

I might lock the whole forum if Koulibaly opts to stay at Napoli