Special Juan

Liverpool not hanging about, Fabinho and Keita are two very impressive signings, their starting 11 already looking quite something. A keeper and a partner for VvD and they are set.

This lad is in the next bracket of talent and should not be missed out on. Pedro and Willian will leave, we need to get this guy and get the deal for him done ASAP. But this is CFC and we will either miss out on him due to price or not go for him at all.

We are too busy hauling over 1k for Sarri to worry about shit like signings.

Very very good player this lad, if we can somehow prise him away it would superb.

Jokanovic is a silly and lazy term now, he got Fulham up yesterday. Sarri will be our coach by the end of next week.

Knock the fucking arrogance out of the scouse bastards.

Hopefully we swap the Brylcreem boy with Icardi.

It's too perfect to offer Morata for Icardi, get the fucking thing done.

Probably haggling over £1,000 knowing us.

Bakayoko cannot get worse, the worrying thing is he can remain the same.

Legalities etc.

Figures due to a mutual consent agreement on a pay off. When it comes out it won't read 'sacked' it will say mutual consent.

ABL....Anything but Liverpool I hope Madrid batter them, I cannot stand them. We wouldn't hear the last of it if they win, the English media will salivate for months.

Good, hope it's true, then we can hopefully get Icardi in.

More ups and downs than a prostitutes arse.

It's like a transfer of a player, another name in that hat to panic the club that supposedly want him.

If we weren't involved in all this and it was another team I would say it looks to be done. We will probably end up with Wenger.

The Mail running the story now that we are close to doing this.

Zenit bound by the looks of things. Looks like we might get Enrique.

Love Ballack, do it.

Let's tie up this Sarri then.