Special Juan

He's been stopped at customs for carrying 30 thousand fags, he won't be Chelsea manager.

Zola has been summoned ready to be unveiled as Sarri's number 2, it's a big thing for the club, supporters and him. Him flying back tells you things are happening, it's probably a dream come true for Zola to be involved in such a big job at the club he's seen as a hero at, imagine how excited he must be to come back and work under Sarri. Get in.

Joking aside it's sounds really promising now, agent in London with only a few things to sort out. Getting slightly excited about it now.

Don't forget 'Yesterday'

Lovely.

If Sarri and Zola arrive, Hazard stays without a shadow of doubt.

Sarri and Zola would be absolute gold by the way. I would be absolutely delighted if this happens, and it sounds like it will.

Quite a lot of places now saying it's done and we have him....Whilst I am still skeptical, I can't help but be a little excited.

Sounding good...just another three weeks

They were, and other signings too.

#MaurizoSarri is trending

The same amount as the 'agreements' made

Fucking hell this release clause is up and down like whores thong.

"Just a step away"

I heard Marina is going to appoint herself.

Suddenly all the Russian players are top class

No, stop all this selling to teams around us, it's fucking idiotic.

Sounds like it's a straight up race between Tibo and Allison for Madrid, and reading about sounds like Allison is close to joining them.

This is just the start of it under Jose for United, selling Martial like he did De Bruyne, Salah etc....Putting all his eggs in the Sanchez basket, and he was so poor for them since signing.

If this was us ready to flog Martial then we would sell him to them, but they won't sell to us IMO.

Conte must be absolutely loving this, he has the club exactly where he wants them.

This guy is in the same bracket as what Hazard was requesting last week, he needs quality players around to make sure he remains at this club. We have two absolute elite players in this team, him and Eden, we keep both and need to buy absolute quality to surround them with. He's the best midfielder in the world in his position, nobody anywhere near him, and this is the biggest summer in terms of filling the voids and buying much, much better players.