

Aesthetic Relic
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His Uncle (Robert Fleck) played for Rangers also.
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Links for tonights game are going to be very hard to come across and in the future. Apparently theres been a massive crackdown on sites showing EPL matches. JTV, TVAnts, Sopcast, Ustream,etc...arent showing the game tonight. Theres a few other possibilies I'm looking, so I'll keep you posted.
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Unless you were at the game you couldnt really say. There were no streams available so I cant say either, but you cant deny we're looking better now than we were before the turn of the year.
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He's the next big thing according to the Rangers coaching staff. He broke into the team last season and has been lighting up Ibrox with his pace and willingness to get forward. At 17 (although the papers have him as 18) he's light years away from anything else Rangers have produced over the last lot of years. I've saw quite a bit of him lately and he is something special.
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I feel we'll be seeing a rampant win for us tonight. We've been looking dangerous the last few games and nothing will set us up nicer for going to Liverpool that a 4 or 5-0 win.
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All TalkChelsea members who live outside of England
Aesthetic Relic replied to the wes's topic in Matthew Harding Stand
Manu and Liverpool have always had a massive support when I was growing up, and being the only kid in school who supported Chelsea brought its usual amount of laughs. Only in the last 10 or so years have I noticed a larger amount of people wearing Chelsea tops and more so now you'll see numerous cars with scarves and stickers showing their support. I know of two Chelsea Supporters Clubs near me. One in Newtownabbey and another in East Belfast who I'm friendly with a few of their members as I used to worked with them. Success brings support, but at least I can live with the fact that I'm not a glory hunter :thumbsup: -
No talks with Roman Abramovich yet, says Holger Heims
Aesthetic Relic replied to the wes's topic in Matthew Harding Stand
For talk sake say this does go through....It could mean Kenyon gets the boot -
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Go back to school you muppet
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Interesting draw. Rodgers will be relishing this for sure. He'll have plenty of inside information to pass onto his team.
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Isnt that what he's going to do? They reported it a few weeks ago that his contract will be adjusted to lesser amount, but he'll make it up on bonus', etc...
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Welcome to 5 years ago.
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Manu are on the verge of a £40m a year deal with some Asian firm........Puts us firmly in the shade.
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Thanks you lot.....I appreciate it. :thumbsup:
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Hopefully he does get more game time and it will put an end to the myth that youngsters dont get a chance at Chelsea. If you're good enough you will play...simple.
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Hahahaha.... I've done it myself at Rangers games, but that was only due to the fact we had to get our arses up to Stranraer for the last boat home.
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Carlo was a great servant to the club. Obviously sad to see him go but he deserves to be playing at the top level on a regular basis.
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Already lacking in much creativity we lose probably the most creative player we have. Theres not a better chance than this for Stoch to stake a claim. Its alot of pressure on the wee man, but if his 10 minutes against Stoke is anything to go by then we'll get by, also Essien is hopefully due back so that should soften the blow slightly.
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Kenyon: Scolari in tune with vision
Aesthetic Relic replied to the wes's topic in Matthew Harding Stand
I thought we'd already pulled out of any deal before City came in with an offer. -
Kenyon: Scolari in tune with vision
Aesthetic Relic replied to the wes's topic in Matthew Harding Stand
He may say he's fully supportive, but I thought he'd only signed a 2 year deal? -
Chelsea need reinforcements, says Luiz Felipe Scolari
Aesthetic Relic replied to the wes's topic in Matthew Harding Stand
I heard Bentley mentioned in a report on SSN as a possible target for us. With Spurs bringing in Palacios it will put him further down the pecking order. I thought he'd have been a good signing for us in the summer, but he's done much since arriving at Spurs. So I dont know about that one. If the money is tight and we arent given anything to spend, it could be worth a shot at getting him in on loan. More for cover than anything. -
Apparently Robinho has stormed out of the Citeh's after finding out they failed to get Kaka. This just gets better
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And me.....smashing weekend of football
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Frank Lampard Hails 400th Chelsea Appearance
Aesthetic Relic replied to Steve's topic in Matthew Harding Stand
Spoken like true women I'd rather learn from Pele myself