Aesthetic Relic

I'd love to see him do another lap of Old Trafford if Inter win on Wednesday I was looking for a video of that when he was with Porto and found this song done by the Chris Moyles Show a few years back. I have it on my files, but never got round to converting it for youtube. Enjoy....Some of you will probably have heard it before.

If you were a footballer and some random guy gets your number and starts slagging you off you'd probably have done something similar.....apart from shagging his dad and 1 year old. That was out of order.

You'd also expect him to have a deep "I'm gonna rape your mamma" voice, but he's very softly spoken

I like the way she's carefully caressing the stem of that glass Nice lips

They are "supposed" to be the best club side in the world, so with that in mind they'll be looking for the best managers. Jose fits into that criteria with ease and its only natural for him to be considered. The only downside to him from a Manure point of view is his style of play which Robson and Charlton have mentioned. Judging from Manure fans response about him potentially being their next manager the camp seems to be split. Many see him as too negative and others say he's the ideal person to handle to big egos that float around. Yeah I'd be gutted, but I wouldnt have any ill feeling toward him. Look at the response Zola got when he returned with West Ham. I'd expect Jose to get the same if it ever came to that. Booing him on returning with a major rival would be idiotic. Romans money aside, he transformed the club and made us a genuine force and hopefully his legacy will carry on for many years.

1 out of 10 is flattering Its definately one aspect of his game he should concentrate on. That is the main reason I prefered Bridge. I'm sure 75% of his crosses were played into dangerous areas. The only danger Coles crosses have is to the fans in the back row.

Sunday Star I'm sure if Coventry had scored whilst Drogba and Alex were off the pitch his would be singing a different song. I was furious Bennett wouldnt let 2 of our best headers of the ball return to defend the long throw. Once the set piece had been cleared Bennett did wave for them to return to play, it just happened that the ball went over that direction and Alex got stuck in before racing upfield to score. Thats justice imo.

Soccerblog It was great to see him back. His attitude when he came on was superb. THere was one occassion when he got clattered from behind and I watched with gritted teeth as he bounced up almost immediately and carried on as if nothing had happened. He showed no fear in going into tackles which to me shows he's not thinking about the injury. Of course it'll be in the back of his mind, but the dedication was there for all to see. Welcome back Michael.

NOTW Scolari = good riddance imo. It was crystal clear he wasnt right for the job. I'm just glad we got rid of him when we did so we can at least salvage something from this season.

More on the football side of things..... Anyone else getting pissed off with Ash's inability to cross the ball ? He'd several chances today to get a ball whipped in and they're still orbiting the earth as we speak. His crossing is absolutley rank rotten.

Pretty comfortable game I thought. Coventry didnt really bother us that much. JT had a good game, he was flying through the air like Superman making some clearances I just hope we stay clear of Manu in the semis if they get through tonight. A final against them will finish the season off nicely with JT getting his hands of the cup. A bit of retribution maybe, but that CL final still hurts like fuck.

Coventry fans.....pantomine villain. Probably because he got scooped.

Did anyone else hear the Coventry fans singing...."You fat bastard"....when the big fella was pictured on the screen in the Chelsea end Thought that was pretty funny.

Aye that was a nice touch

http://www.atdhe.net/ http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=...amp;part=sports We really should be a few more goals ahead here. Coventry are all over the place in defence at times and we should be taking advantage of that. Its only a matter of time before we score again. Malouda hasnt done much .....GTFO and get Quaresma on and run at their RB.

Does it really matter where he plays upfront ? We'll be making wholesale changes in the summer and the whole playing style will be changed accordingly.

Ibrahimovic is an absolute muppet. I rate Heskey higher than him. Anytime I've seen him play he's been woeful. I dont get all the hype about this guy at all.

Delighted I can watch a game on the plasma instead of straning my eyes via sopcast Few cold ones and a tube of pringles and thats me sorted.

Yeah, I thought the same. Only one game back with the reserves and we're putting him straight in. That worries me slightly. I thought we'd have at least given him 2-3 more reserve games before it came to this.

Good man :thumbsup:

Sun....

Mirror I'm behind Hiddink on this one. We cant be fucking about while we're looking to turn the season around. I'm all ofr the players letting off a bit of steam, but they must know where to draw the line.

I use it on every other forum. Its an anagram of Celtic are shite

Bandicoot(42) Happy Birthday Paul. Friday night and I'm sure you'll be off to get hammered somewhere