Aesthetic Relic

I'm joking.......I'd make her wash first

C'mon CJ....dont tell me you've never slid your tongue across a stubbly sweaty armpit

I'm sure that could be arranged :tophat:

I wouldnt take advantage of the site like that. If I was to do that, I'd ask Jim beforehand and arrange to transfer any profit made to help with the upkeep of the forum. I've done something similar on another forum. I'll leave that to you if you want to take it up with him. The only problem is I couldnt use the chelsealion...copyright and all that.

Something like this ?

I didnt know you could do it until this thread pointed it out. If I had knew..........

Apart from winning......my highlight of the match was Ballack smirking behind the ref when the Manu players were hounding the ref after we went 2-1 up. It was as blatant a body check as you can get.....Shit happens....GIRUY :541:

We're lucky you're not on the pitch then

Fuck I hate that fat ugly scruffy bloated cunt. Ash played him onside...... Pens....great

You could just as easily push Malouda forward and pull Anelka out wide. We played that way numerous time toward the end of the season with the same team we have on the pitch now. Most of Manu's attacks are coming down the left. Thats due to the fact that Ivanovic is not a wing back and will not force Evra or Nani back. Bosingwa is a must in the second half imo.

Thats something I've thought about....maybe for polos. I've a dozen or so potential designs atm including Carefree, Liquidator, Captain/leader/legend, Making history not reliving, Zigger Zagger, Fuck em all, Celery, etc....

I'm not a fan of this new formation Last season, the players started kicking up a fuss when Scolaris tactics looked ineffective. I feel that this way of playing will take some getting use to. I know they're professional footballers and should be able to adapt in time, but its not something Chelsea managers have alot of.

I dont have any myself, but I would recommend you do your research first. Have a look around and see what artists are more professional and have a good reputation. Just going into some random tattoo joint could be a massive mistake. You'll have this for the rest of your life, so pick your design carefully. I've seen some done by freehand that are excellent, but sometimes they can turn out a complete nightmare. Having it done by tracing/stencil would be my choice if I ever got one just to be sure I didnt end up with some monstrosity.

You can always listen to these guys......

Scott Brown is "apparently" a bluenose......I'm sure I picked up on that before somewhere.

They had the journalist who broke the story on SSN, he mentioned he got a call from someone at Chelsea asking how he got wind of the story as they(Chelsea and Milan) were trying to keep the deal hush hush. I think the main reason (if it is true) that he has been bought and loaned back is to guarentee he'd be with us next season. If we waited till next season there could have been a possiblity that the deal would never happen. Offering Milan the cash now was probably a sweetener to get it out of the way.

I think it was done more in jest than sctually wanting his autograph. He's always been a cunt imo, he's right up there with Robbie Savage as people I'd love to slap. Its got nothing to do with his short stint at Celtic.

I've been trying to get an online shop up and running. If still a bit to do, but have a few items put together to get the layout and that finalised before opening the doors. If any of you have any ideas that I could use feel free to fire away.

They use a feature on one of the Rangers forums I use. Its a "appreciate" button.....if someone posts useful information, a good post, something humerous,etc...you "appreciate" their post and you get a sort of rep that way. You cant give anyone a negative appreciation. That would maybe be a better option if its something you want to look at.

Awww ffs dry your eyes Here...I've got you back to (0)....you happy now?

Welcome to the forum Dito. Get your bake up in the mugshots and give us a laugh

It irritates my tongue though..

Its the same as anywhere. The majority of people just get on with life. Then theres the elemement that dont want any "visitors" coming over and taking homes in their areas and do what they can to get them out. Those who go on about..."they're coming over and taking our jobs" are probably the same folk who do what they can to stay out of work claiming any benefit they can....oh the irony

You can be pink with purple spots for all I care, but if you piss me off I'll be sure to let you know about it. There were a shit loads of Romanians put out of their homes in South Belfast not so long ago, but I think it was more down to the "non Romanians" being pissed off at the crime rate in the area going up and these "visitors" to N.Ireland were mainly to blame for it. Of course the media turned it into a Racist incident when it was purely people looking after their own property. Belfast neighbourhood watch......cant beat it.

Thats the point......you dont have hairy armpits after you shave them girls do you ?