Parky

They sent us Shevchenko now we send them Torres...

OMG IS THIS REAL LIFE!!!!! FUK YESSSS!!!

This will be a tough game especially without Costa. I'd be happy to take 0-1 win. Prediction 1-2 Drogba and Oscar to score.

Fark this pathetic excuse of a striker is a greedy SLUT..

Is this for a loan or permanent transfer ?

Fuck this lame KUNT off already!

14) They sold us Torres for £50 million

Important win at home. We're only going to get stronger & better

What a BEAST!!!

The more I watch him play the more he impresses. He scores goals but also knows how to link up and bring in teammates. This guy is perfect for us. A real striker that we have missed for too long. He score 30+ this season..

3-0 win to us. Costa, Hazard and Cesc to score.

Chelsea only paying $1.19 for the win. Fark..

Hey do the stadium & museum tour, well worth it. Also take some cash for the megastore. Enjoy!! :blue scalf:

Went on first date with 8/10 brunette nurse for lunch last weekend. Anyway we were talking interests and I told her im a big Chelsea fan and she shows me a picture on her phone of her wearing a Barca jersey saying "We're the best team". She even had the nerve to say Chelsea play negative football. Anyway I couldn't look at her the same, she became a 3/10. I made a cheap excuse after lunch that I had stomach cramps and went home. Didnt reply to her msgs

Hopefully we win by 2+ goals so I can get $200 bet payout :blue scalf:

Its ok we have Torres..

Post the Club(s) and why.. Man Utd - They are a pack of cunts and Red nose was a bitter loser. Fans have a sense of privilege. Barca - Ugly rats of players like Iniesta, Messi, Neymar Rivaldo, Puyol etc.. need I say any more. Their elitist 'We play real football' Give me the shits..

Jose should sit him down and say 'Are you happy to play for the reserves for 2 years? Well than we have had offers from these clubs. You can go and play first team or play with the reserves for 2 years". This is how Fergie got rid of players like Jaap Stam and Van Nistelrooy

So far what i've seen from him in pre-season I like what he adds to our team. He is strong mentally with the determination, confidence and natural goal scoring ability we have missed since Drogba left us. With Costa and Drogba at their full match fit readiness I think we have a good pair upfront. Torres is always going to be the weak link but I think his better position is on the flanks. So i say Schurrle should be the 3rd striker.

What happen to his natural goal scoring ability. Look at his goals below: http://youtu.be/nBSUTNY90dI Than this Fails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd8Uxl9MXI4

For the price it is a good sale. He will be a good striker but never world class. Not even close to being the new 'Drogba'

With the sale of Lukaku looks like Torres is staying. Shame..

Welcome home Sir..

http://www.espnfc.com/story/1959596/jose-mourinhochelsea-would-welcome-back-didier-drogba Chelsea would welcome back Didier Drogba if a deal can be worked out, Jose Mourinho said on Thursday, with the Blues manager insisting that "Didier belongs to us." Drogba's contract at Galatasaray expired at the end of last season and he is currently a free agent. The 36-year-old striker spent eight years at Stamford Bridge from 2004-2012 and scored the equaliser and winning penalty in the 2012 Champions League final. He then left for one-year stints in China and Turkey. "We want to win matches and win titles, and Didier is one of the best strikers in Europe, who is still very adapted to the needs of the Premier League, and we are thinking about it in a non-emotional way," said Mourinho. "If you bring him back, it is not because he is Didier or scored the most important goal in the history of Chelsea, or because I read I need an assistant, no. "If I bring him back -- and the decision has to be made soon, because I want to close the dressing-room door -- it is because as a player he has certain qualities to make the team stronger." Mourinho also said Drogba has the full support of owner Roman Abramovich, and revealed the personal attachments the Russian billionaire has toward his players. "Mr Abramovich does not speak a lot," Mourinho said. "But as you can imagine, he is very intelligent and he feels that people belong to the club. We feel that Didier belongs to us."Although Chelsea said farewell to 36-year-old talisman Frank Lampard earlier this summer, Mourinho said Drogba's age would not greatly affect his spot on the squad. "I was not a top professional player," said Mourinho. "I communicate a lot with players and former players to understand the situation better. "When they become older, the point is not to lose quality as a player, it is about how they recover from match to match. "A young kid plays today and in 48 hours is ready to play the next game. And in a season can play 50 matches. Between 20 something and 30, they are the same good players, same football brains. It is important how they recover from match to match. "With Didier's profile, being a squad player I think could be important for any team. And because we know his heart is pushing him to where he feels he belongs, and because our boss has this big feeling towards him, we are thinking about the possibility." Lampard signed this week for New York City FC, but Mourinho said he expects Chelsea's all-time leading goal scorer to return to Chelsea after his playing career concludes. "The way Mr Abramovich approached the Frank Lampard situation is amazing," said Mourinho. "'You go if you want to go, you come back if you want to come back. And you come back the way you want -- to be an assistant, to be an ambassador, to be a director to be a coach, to be an assistant coach.' That is fantastic. "I have a message for Frank. Good luck and see you back at Chelsea in a couple of years."

http://www.espnfc.com/story/1959596/jose-mourinhochelsea-would-welcome-back-didier-drogba "We want to win matches and win titles, and Didier is one of the best strikers in Europe, who is still very adapted to the needs of the Premier League, and we are thinking about it in a non-emotional way," said Mourinho. "If you bring him back, it is not because he is Didier or scored the most important goal in the history of Chelsea, or because I read I need an assistant, no. "If I bring him back -- and the decision has to be made soon, because I want to close the dressing-room door -- it is because as a player he has certain qualities to make the team stronger."