Dion

Pretty damn sure I'd be Ravenclaw. I'm definitely not ambitious enough to be Slytherin or Gryffindor. And I also don't think I'm loving and caring enough to be Hufflepuff. What would you be sorted in? 1) Damn, I love both. Lord of the Rings benefits from Tolkien's unparalleled skill of world building. On the other hand Matrix evokes some of my favourite philosophical questions. The first Matrix movie surpasses every individual movie of LotR, I feel. But as a trilogy the latter takes the cake. 2) I got lazy I guess. You should suggest me a book then. 3) I would if I could, I need to make preparations for my graduation though, I must go straight to João Pessoa. Maybe if you lived in Brasília we could, as it is the middle of the way and I would actually have a place to stay. And then we'd invite Henrique to sing controversial songs 4) From the top of my head, Skyline. I can't believe I didn't actually ask for a refund. The movie was that bad. I can't even begin to tell you how poor it is, it should be a testament to every director on how you shouldn't ever produce a movie. I brought you a review from IMDB: "This is easily the worst movie I've seen this year. It's saying something when the writing is so bad that even an end-of-the-world alien invasion can't stop boring you senseless. The characters are passive participants to the events around them. Sure they scream on cue, but their lives and struggles are devoid of feeling and emotions. The film lacks the frantic pace of the somewhat similar Cloverfield where the characters and their environment felt desperate and chaotic. Instead we get destruction without fear and survival without passion. I'm a big sci-fi fan, but I honestly can't remember the last time I was this bored in the theater despite a few moments of great special effects. Avoid this movie at all costs." 5) Light brown hair. 6) Green or hazel. 7) Small and feminine hands. Long legs. 8) I can't tell from the description. I must find her attractive. Even if nobody else does. 9) If she was below average intelligence, yes. Stupidity annoys me like no other. If she was very beautiful I could probably put the break on hold for a little while though. In this time I've been here visiting my mom, there's a friend of hers that comes to visit us from time to time and holy shit, she's so stupid I can barely stay in the same room. As if it weren't enough to spout nonsense she can't seem to shut up. Giving it a second thought, if this hypothetical girl was that level of annoying I wouldn't even have to let her go, I'd probably not even talk to her in the first place. 10) Adidas! And I don't say that only because they sponsor us, I've always liked Adidas better. 11) French kiss. But in the right timing eskimo kisses can be surprisingly good. 12) A good passionate kiss. 13) Sunrises. Sunsets are kinda sad, sunrises are invigorating. 14) Big full moon, always. 15) Not much if any, but it is interesting to read about it nevertheless, the stuff humanity can come up with... 16) The way I almost broke my nose, have I told you this story? 17) I don't watch much TV anymore but South Park 18) For the solely purpose of watching and enjoying the movie, at the cinema. Sometimes I'll even go alone so I don't have my friends talking to me and breaking my concentration or the urge to kiss clouding my mind. For everything else, at home. 19) Manchester United. The cunts.

I see, so you were the one responsible

From what you're saying, my first guess is that you could have experienced an episode of sleep paralysis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis The terrifying things are usually visual though. I don't know if the machine sound thing fits.

Yeah. More sure than ever that it's definitely only because of Torres.

I would do it if only for the sake of convincing him about Torres with pillow talking.

That's actually a nice feature for a restaurant to have. 10/10 would go.

It's too late to make amends. Especially when the link doesn't work for me, HAHAHAHA. Must be something with the mobile thing "m.facebook" screwing me over.

I knew it! All lies. I'm so heartbroken, I can't even... I add you back.

Neither can I. You totally blocked me didn't you? I still have Spike, Jype, Liquidator and Rmpr. This is odd.

I did? Oh my God, I can't keep anything to myself. Holy shit. This isn't right.

I know you didn't, just adding my two cents. I bet you didn't know that one, huh? Which reminds me, you and Skips got me here, you should be asking stuff to me. Especially the latter.

I do actually bite. Got this habit from an ex. Living and learning.

I was going to continue the mockery but I've teased Jason like three times already in this thread. This way he's going to think I have a crush on him. And he would be absolutely right, because I love delicate girls Plot twist, Jason uploads a pic and he's a ripped 6'5'' buff as fuck dude.

It's settled then. Myself is out. Now all we gotta do is check if @Jason is up to the task

Regarding this love triangle between me, @Myself and you @Barbara, maybe we could take the easy solution here :eyebrows:

Good thing I'm pro gender equality

Tom, what happened to your facebook profile btw?

Or, you know, just really about the money.

Well, you've never asked me to. And I'm too shy to ask you to... that's why we're in this stalemate

1. But what does that have to do with 6? I mean, 7 ate 9, he clearly like the bigger guys better, shouldn't 8 and 10 be the ones worried? Or is it because 6 and 9 look alike? 2. Nah. Giving head, having anal sex... all that is fine but kissing is kinda gay, bro. HAHAHAHA. 3. How did you come to that conclusion? Was the fresh curry brazilian barbecue thing some kind of pun? 4. That makes sense. I don't actually play in the pivot, I just think CM and CAM suits my strengths better. I'll get to that point next. ------- 1. I've never pursued playing the game professionally, I only play for fun. The closest I've been was watching games in a stadium. Also in Brazil we amateurs usually play futsal (one form of indoor football) or football in reduced pitches, like reaaaaaaaally smaller pitches. It's just easier, there are more courts available and less people required to play. This is also the reason why brazilians in general have good ball control, dribbling and flair, as the spaces in futsal are reduced you need to resort to dribbling a lot. I have played football in a regular pitch only for a few times. In my experience it's easier and more enjoyable, as a regular futsal player, the amount of space you have on the ball is simply too good to dislike. 2. Terry and Oscar for passionate reasons. For playstyle and skill, Matic and Hazard are really growing on me. At first my opinion on Eden was not very unlike mine about Willian, but as time progressed I've seen he's much more than that, he's very intelligent and creative. Nowadays he's one of my favourites. 3. I haven't seen him too much aside from the World Cup. And I think World Cup performances can be misleading. Honestly I think it's a bit too much. On the other hand it's always a gamble with young players, and we're one of the clubs in the world who can afford taking these huge chances. All that said, I think we should be worried about our second striker first. 4. No. Is it any good? 5. Ice cream. 6. I don't think so. I almost said yes because I'm really worried, almost desperate, about our second striker. But on a second thought, I don't think Villa would be a significant improvement to what we have right now, besides, the old and slightly past it striker spot is already occupied by Drogba.

No idea. Euhm... Because 7 is bigger? Yes, as long as we don't kiss, listen to Justin Bieber or buy a cat I guess we'll be fine I don't think I've ever had fresh curry, but even if I had, probably still brazilian barbecue. Of course it matters! Shouldn't it? Are you talking about dating a girl irregardless of her looks? Honestly I don't think it works. I don't think I could ever date someone I didn't find somewhat beautiful, physical attraction is important. My stance on this is actually that other factors only come into consideration after you've met a certain beauty standard. Every little piece of physical beauty counts just as much as every little part of intelligence, humour, personality and quirks once the minimum amount required has been met. TLDR - If I think she's ugly nothing in the world will make me wanna date her but she doesn't have to be Barbara Palvin either. It is possible for a girl that I didn't initially find physically attractive to become attractive later, I don't know exactly how it happens, the looks part simply starts becoming more appealing after knowing the person better, it has happened before. The physical attraction must exist, however I don't really care how we got to that point. Holy shit... Let's see. Probably 6'5''. In spite of the obvious problems in tight spaces like airplanes and some cars, or hitting your head at places other people wouldn't, or being unable to sleep on the couch (I love sleeping on the couch), it's still probably better to be a bit too tall than a bit too short. Being tall exhales manliness and confidence, even if you die younger (tall people live statistically less), as a consequence you're more likely to earn more or be promoted and people will be more intimidated to fight you. You can probably score more girls being on the taller side too. It's better overall than being short, but still a bit too tall.

I love night sky pics. Awesome.

Right now Courtois. Everything considered, Cech. The former is only beginning his career whereas the latter is a stablished world class GK, one of the greats of the game. Courtois has every tool to achieve the same or a higher status - all he has to do is maintain/improve his form and achieve consistent good performances across the years. Tbh I don't like either of them very much. I know André had a great World Cup, he's a likable character and everyone seems to be all over him but I'm still not completely convinced, he's still very rough on the edges, but that should be expected given his age. On the other hand Willian is nice on the eyes, the way he just glides on the pitch is very pleasant but I'm not very convinced about his quality, also I've never been a big fan of dribblers, I'd go with Schürrle on this one. Kinda like the Courtois and Cech comparison. Overall Mata, it's undeniable he's the better player right now and maybe Oscar won't ever surpass him, but Oscar provides more of what we need right now. Furthermore, I have an emotional attachment to Oscar because I've been following him since the times when he was in the youth ranks. Some people think I defend him because he's brazilian but it's really not the case, you rarely ever see me defending Ramires or Willian. It's different with Oscar because I've been watching his progression for many years now, sometimes it makes me defend or criticize him beyond what I would normally do because it gets on my nerves when he's unfairly criticized and it also bothers me that he doesn't seem to be progressing at the rate I predicted him to, which makes me frustrated with him. I gave a comprehensive answer to this already. Long story short, ass. Although I'm more of a face guy.

Environment also plays a part. Sometimes parents will force their children to be right handed, I don't know if they do that in Belgium though. In the end their true nature will emerge when they start playing football and pick their comfortable foot.

I know! I hated when Sirius died too but reading "Here lies Dobby, a free elf." was just too much. It hurt like crazy, I got on the verge of tears. Saddest moment for me. Favourite book has to be the 4th or 6th, I guess. It's difficult to pick one, the 5th and 7th were so good too. The three first books were a bit too short and childish imo. The worst by far was the 2nd book. I found it overwhelmingly boring and at some point I had to force myself to finish reading through the rest of it. My favourite character is probably Sirius, but his death was weird, it doesn't hold a candle to Dobby's. When Sirius had just died I remember thinking something along the lines of: "so that's it?! he just vanishes? is he gone? can he come back?", from an emotional point of view they could have done it better. I felt he was gone but there was some part of me that believed he could come back, so I couldn't feel completely sad, it didn't feel definitive.