Fulham Broadway

Was on the benches watching this

Daily Mail Candidates are now being discussed by the board, with chairman Bruce Buck and chief executive Ron Gourlay leading the search — although Abramovich will have the final say. God Preserve Us

My gut feeling is hes coming home....

Wed 17th April at 8pm

..as a striker has scored fewer career goals than Lampard...

Cech has a chat with Rio Ferdinand

TWO Man United people now at the top of the FA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2296880/Greg-Dyke-announced-new-FA-Chairman.html No conflict of interests there then......

Ferdinand in hair appointment clash RIO Ferdinand has pulled out of the England squad after a hairdressing appointment mix-up. ‘I just want to look nice’ Manager Roy Hodgson had hoped the central defender could have a quick trim, but Ferdinand insisted he has not had a deep root condition since October. The England camp searched for a suitable boutique in San Marino but his trichologist ruled that his hair could not be treated correctly by local stylists. Ferdinand said: “My commitment to the national team is 100 per cent but you should see my split ends in the morning, I look like I’ve headbutted a candyfloss machine. ”Younger players like Sturridge or Walcott can bounce back from a ridiculous haircut within days but at my age I’ve got to be careful. That advert with Joe Hart shows the devastating effects dandruff can have on your game.” Ferdinand’s England career has been plagued with cancellations due to chest waxing, unforeseen manicures and a disastrous eyebrow threading that sidelined him for over six months. England captain Steven Gerrard said: “All the lads wish Rio the best and hope the girl who normally does the shampooing isn’t too rough with the water hose.” Ferdinand added: “This summer I’m going to Switzerland to have horse placenta massaged into my scalp.”

Just to keep this thread alive... FUCK OFF RAFA

Not an England fan then ?

Hes had a bit of a reprieve of late -the players have been performing I would surmise in spite of him, and not because of his tactical nous. The media have been saying his substitutions, partucularly against yernited were spot on, (albeit him not starting with the required line up). Bottom line the authorities hate any notion of 'player power' let alone 'fan power' so theyve been linking the supporting of the manager to supporting the team -two completely different things in my book. Fat cunt has to go...

Makes me fucking livid how Ferguson and other managers can just pull players out of England matches. There was a time when playing for your country was paramount and it was the ultimate acolade. Now to many its an inconvenience to the moneybags Premership Murdoch Sky Globetrotters League. Cunts

This is brilliant if you havent seen it http://www.thehardtackle.com/2013/chelsea-fc-frank-lampards-finest-moments/

Sunderland is Sunday 7th April 3pm. Premier League just confirmed. Also if we don't get to FA Cup Semi Spurs home to kick off at 2:05 Sunday 14th April Still no Fulham Away date.

All that whinging on Twatter that Woy wasnt picking him and now he isnt fit enough because he hasnt done the training... Camel faced Ferdinand wont be missed

He stayed behind yesterday when it was near enough empty and was having a kick about with his daughters on the pitch :blue scalf:

Yeah i think the whoopee gang are some kind of left over from the head hunters

My god doncha just hate those 'unwarranted whoops'

Emanalo has a dual purpose. On the one hand he is a yes man who is ready to kowtow to any whimsical 'roy of the rovers' type transfer that is abramovichs whim. This is the key attribute He is no threat to any fantasy signing -Rooney, Beckham that Caligula Abramovich might want, he wont challenge it. On the other hand in his position he can take the credit for the Hazards, Oscars that a whole network of scouts have dug out. Bottom line the bloke is a recommendation of the slimey toad yesman Grant. Nuff said.

Few years ago Gwyn Williams had a database of 77 000 players that were 'on the radar', and CFC employed over 250 scouts. Dont know what it is now, but doubtful its any less

Robben you tosser -nice tights though

Gustavo looks like Nani -I mean have you ever seen them in the same room together ?

Dont fuck this up Munich

Glad Saints is a 3pm but feel sorry for whoever booked trains, hotels etc.

Uniteds influence over the footballing ''authorities'' again. FA say Ferdinand to face no action over the assault on Torres and no action over his seal impression in front of the ref after the Madrid game. JT would be facing a six match ban for the same...