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He said he had always "felt an affinity with Old Trafford" and claimed he has "always enjoyed a rapport with the United fans". What, like when every time we've played them and they sing ''FUCK OFF MOURINHO, FUCK OFF MOURINHO''

I think its revenue driven by the non-terrestrial TV companies. Over the years they've slowly devalued the FA Cup because its not that popular with the global TV audience. That's where the serious money comes from. Theyd scrap it altogether, and sell their daughters as prostitutes for the right price

The FA -what a bunch of cunts.

The club hierarchy back in February were trying to persuade Conte to keep Holland on. Have to see how successful they were,,,,

Agreed - plus the fact the quarter finals are about as far as the 'small' clubs generally get. A quarter final replay to them against a 'big' club, is the equivalent of winning the lottery in terms of revenue

All 5 of Contes backroom boys have stepped down from their Italian duties. So we're getting the whole ensemble with him. That'll cost the club, when Contes sacked after Christmas.....

Make Yernited pay silly money for Mouinhos image rights or don't sell. All the Jose merchandise they sell, they'll have to give us a percentage. All those mugs -perfect for two years, then they crack....

Chels-ki is what opposing fans called us when Abramovich bought the club. Its a Polish illiteration, so shows what fuckwits they are

True, and there would be the same bias/love in if it were the Murderers. You start to think yernited would never let Giggs take the helm due to opposition supporters chants ''He fucked his brothers wife, he fucked his brothers wife, for 8 fucking years, he fucked his brothers wife''

Excellent point. Amazing how the media conveniently ignores the fact he was fucking his brothers wife every week for 8 years, and other women whilst married Imagine if had been Lampard, Terry etc

Give him another go but given the ridiculous amount of money they wanted for Stones, I dread to think what they will want for this bloke. Appreciate hes improved, but he was young and raw and he couldn't trap a bag of cement in a Chelsea shirt. Anyway, its not move I see happening. If it does, it will highlight even more the complete lack of direction we have.

Reckon he'll win silverware there as well. Has all the experience and I dont think the board will be so constraining, no having to buy Hectors or Shevchenkos. Even though the Glazers are in it for the cash, they are 'hands off' -and don't underestimate Ferguson working hand in hand with his wine drinking buddy as they win the league. I hope he fucks up royally though, and has a meltdown after a month after being caught shagging Bobby Charltons wife in the toilets.

I doubt Conte will be that involved in recruitment, It'll be Marina and co. who'll have to sell that vision, and the buck and emanalo, with Conte having input The problem is we have moments where Roman allows managers freedom to ask the club to try and buy who they want but then changes tact again by the end of the transfer window or in the next one.

The Glazer freaks would have sanctioned Mourinhos arrival and had the last say as to his appointment. They siphon money out of the club, and Mpurinhos ideal -short term success and quick profit.

and what about the big foam hands ? I remember when we trounced Keegans Newcastle 4-0 and all the smog monsters had these fucking great big foam hands for some reason. We managed to nick some off them and ripped them up so there was just the middle finger left. You can guess the rest.

Lets see if he lasts a season. Theres no problem with Abramovich demanding the best. But FFS, demand it from your advisors as well. if you want trophies and decent football then pick a good manager, BACK HIM and give him time. Conte is the latest on the Merry Go Round- none of Abramovichs managers apart from Jose and Carlo have lasted more than a year, so good luck mate.

Good shout. Probably thought it might lessen his scouse nasal whine. Other trends that seem to have died out - vuvuzuelas. snoods, inflatable bananas, and the chels gallow humour about everything.....

Just saw the name of this fella -thought someone had fell on their keyboard

Some right bitching going on towards the bloke who won you 3 league titles, FA Cups, Community Shields, League Cups, and was Premier League Manager of the Year for 3 years

Pep at Citeh and Jose at Yernited should be entertaining *rubs hands* So Mata is house hunting then- hopefully in West London.....

The board lost Jose, Jose lost the dressing room, so Chelsea lost the plot. All the Jose haters are in a cyber cloud, never at the matches.

Four years ago today we won the European Cup

hahahaha the commentator (a red), was saying with 10 minutes to go, ''they came back in Istanbul, they can do it here''. Yeah, ok.

I reckon Conte will sign one or two quality, relatively unknown Italian defenders - bit like when Jose brought Carvalho

Englands greatest defender stays at Englands greatest club. Oi Woy, you want to have a chance at the Euros ? ....in your own time.