Fulham Broadway

Handsome bunch aren't they ? They didn't mention their history of murdering 39 Juventus fans

Reckon we are looking pretty sharp overall, and Begovich is a quality keeper

Lol had some in Istanbul - like speed

Yes -two expressos so far...

TV money has ruined the game The PL TV deal figures are staggering and the next one is already going to dwarf even those eye-watering amounts. Also with the Chinese teams now also contributing in inflating the market, you're looking at pretty much £15m as standard for relatively average players.

Mourinho is perfect for United. The duties of a United manager include intimidating your opponents, flat-track bullying, pecking at the opposition coach, haranguing the ref, manipulating the FA and hauling obscene stockpiles of silverware back home, while the whinging, plaintive cries of the defeated recede into nothingness, The players at United throughout their success know this and under Ferguson cheated like fuck to attain this. Jose knows, utterly and absolutely, that in sport winning is the only thing that matters, the only record that anyone pays attention to. Ferguson knew this; Keane knew this; Ronaldo, Cantona and even Beckham, He knows where the bottom line is, and so do United. All I hope for is a massive meltdown either between the board and Jose or the players, the sooner the better

@Tomo odd wet dream, mate. Mine usually involve fucking a woman. Re Mahrez, hope not - reckon he did well on the back of an all round team performance last season -would take Schmeichel off 'em though

Some people are obsessed. Especially the ones that slag him off. Think they secretly have homosexual love for him Heard him on the radio today talking up Big Sam for Ingerland, just switched off, hes a bullshitter. But loved him hen he was our bullshitter, and winning endless silverware for my club

well done to our travelling support

Yup Mr Poll springs to mind

No calling refs fuckin blind cunts, even if they are fuckin blind cunts in 2016-17 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36844570

This means nothing to me

Great news -a new Makalele Vardy is going to be gutted he'll be the only one left

Think hes the first to accurately state how Leicester won the league “Leicester City must give us a great example. You can have the best talent, the best champion [players], but you must also have a good spirit in your team, a team with good organisation and good players. If you have all of those things, you can win. You can reach your target. I am sure about this. And in the coming days we can buy one, two, three – I don’t know – more players. Players who can reinforce us for the season as it will be very tough. But maybe we are underrated a bit, and might slip under the radar. I hope there’s a small flame flickering here that can hopefully grow into a blazing inferno.” Antonio Conte

I am in the present. Seven managers under Abramovich haven't lasted a season.

Give it a few months and the 'individual' will be shown the door...

Hahaha this is brilliant Chels lad on twitter makes this up and SSN report it as fact http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/lincoln-red-imps-vs-celtic-sky-sports-news-spoof-a7134061.html

Must also be praised for his loyalty -he chose to stay at a club with no CL football

Currently our most valuable asset. Could walk in as a starter in any team, a favourite at the Bridge and away, yet some on here saying 'he sucks'. Unbelievable, only on TC

Thays mental. Perhaps we're trying to win the dutch league because we have fuck all chance of the Prem

No Presser with Conte Just Buck and Emanalo saying ''after careful consideration the individual has caused palpable dischord by 'looking at Abramovich in a funny way' and has thus been released''

People need to realise its the silly season, Same every year since 2004-5 on this forum, people just play fantasy football, and get excited over every rumour. PST -Pre Season Tension, but some of it is funny to read

Its a proper Chels discussion on the matter, because as you say, as much chance as signing Lionel Bart. If Messi did come though, can he play right back ?

Cant think of anymore. Apart from again after the verdict lickle Lionel singing ''Where is Love'' the judge just said in a David Brent type of way ''Get Out''

I heard his tax dodging defence in Spain included ''You gotta pick a pocket or two''