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Hes probably Mourinhos best signing. One thing Mourinhos good at is convincing players theyre superb- notice in this Southampton game Rooney is having something of a renaissance almost certainly due to Jose pep talks., Come on Saints !

Haha genuine lold at that. ''bowl of class A's'' Charlie, acid, browns. How to take an analogy to the limit, You gotta break eggs to make an omelette etc

Yup, that is what I am saying, and he doesn't like Grade B players being foisted on him by the Buckenalo. Disagree he wasn't the right manager for us -check the honours list. None have ever come close. As a person he's a conniving cunt, but as a Chelsea fan of nearly 50 years, loved him when he was our conniving cunt

The Chinese produce steel on an unprecedented scale. He should ditch the steel shares.

The general consensus with me and mates was that as after Tal Ben Haim, Sidwell, Pizzaro he went on a sulk. This was even more exaggerated after Hector, Baby and Papy were foisted upon the squad. He just couldnt be arsed, knowing he would get full contract compensation. So he let it imp[lode, let us slip all the way down the table. Totally unprofessional, but only what every manager does, they never walk away and lose millions in compensation. Mourinhos was more of a scorched earth policy though. Childish. Man Utd know this and allow him the Class A eggs =Pogba, Ibramovich etc, but if they stop him signing stella performers, he will chuck his toys out the pram again.

or 'Fuck Off Mourinho', ironically what the Old Trafford 'faithful' hahaha used to sing at him

Its odd that players signed by the board, (Baba, Papy, Hector) are no longer at the club. To suggest these players were used to manoeuvre the previous manager away from the club must of course be ridiculous. That reminds me, how long did Sidwell, Pizarro and Tal Ben Haim last once the board had made their next appointment? Of course, I'm sure I'm wrong.

It comes down to how much we want a player, and if the board are going to pursue players without price tags, have a plan B, C , D, E, and F.

Yeah its Stones volume 2. If Man City were after him they would have got him 3 months ago. still think we need a full back, preferably LB more than we need a CB. As branna could then be one of the 4 CB's in his favoured position and zouma to come back from injury. Obviously a full back and cb would be ideal.

Well then the club should ask how much they want, if they haven't done that -how fucking amateur. You don't go in a shop and say '' Ive no idea how much those trousers are, but I'll give you twenty quid'' Either shit or get off the fucking pot

Koulibaly has got the stones saga part 2 written all over it. If he's the player the manager wants, we should pay the fee. It's not like the club can't afford it.

He was. Toss up between him and Diego for MOTM

Love his commitment, passion, and living every minute of the game. I have never seen a Chelsea manager so passionate. Mustn't get too attached though, with our boards record he wont be around for long

More 4-4-2 or 4-2-4 from the off would be good, Batman and Costa could be more successful than Batman and Robin

It looks like as though as soon as Napoli tie up their deal for Maksimovic, that they will let us get Koulibaly, though with our board, don't expect it

The premier league starts in 2 days. We have 4 fit defenders, including making branna, cahill and JT guaranteed starters despite their flaws. Players like Matic, cuadrado,, etc all still at the club, whilst we hold on to Remy and send Traore to Holland. If it wasn't for Kante, this summer's business would be absolutely farcical. Again.

I want Stevenage away, not been there

Even a cut price move for Williams would have improved our situation for a season or two but I forget our board are cunts......

Reading between the lines UJ did you get attacked by North London mongs ? Like the graphics

Loads of Leicester fans today with ''Hazard 83'' shirts on. Fucking love it -we hate T*ttenham !

Absolutely. Any more backing off by Terry and Cahill today and they would have been in England. They will be done for pace so many times. Last season the board failed to get Stones, this season no attempt to get anyone decent. We don't know when Zouma will return, and Hector was only acquired on the cheap because we agreed a deal with a Thai energy drink

I just don't see us keeping a clean sheet against anyone, so will always need to score at least two. We don't need one, we need three defenders to replace Ivanovic, Cahill and Terry. They are just not good enough at this level when two or all three are in the team. If you want to make some money this season do ''both teams to score''' every match

By the time all agents fees were paid, unsold shirts, and wages, profit was probably fuck all Prefer it if we stopped fucking around and bought a decent defender

Who the fuck bought him and why ? Thank god we still have Hector

If we end up signing Lukaku for £60m, we'd have spent the money it would have cost to sign John Stones on buying him and Matic back rather than just keeping them. Genius. I blame jos...oh hang on