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We're the champions you gooner cunts

About time -it was coming

Not surprising he turned down the North west waste land inhabited by Mancunians and the Scouse burglar your house territory. The man has style, sophistication and a wife of exquisite beauty. Matched with his silky footballing skills he has all the attributes to become a real Chelsea legend

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Yup a shrewd buy, and Bilic will doubtless galvanise him. Expecting them to finish top half of the table at least - but always behind us

I'd have been happy if We'd signed Hernandez tbh. Fair play to Wet Spam, 'bargain' at 15m. Hated Dickacheato when he was at Utd, but he's one of those rare breed including Aldridge, Van Nistleroy, Lineker, Lampard, that have a sixth sense in the box as to where the ball will end up, and is guaranteed to score.

Pat Nevin: "I wrote a piece on the Chelsea website about three months ago. I asked the fans: 'Who would you like most as a centre-forward?' "There were three names that came up. Number three was Lukaku, number two was [Alexis] Sanchez, and number one? Morata." Fans Favourite

Llorente definitely. But it's academic, Loic is going to smash us to European Glory. Possibly..... If he can stay onside

Fucking get in -well pleased about this. An intelligent footballer, proven scorer, but without the tantrum baggage of Costa

Aye so that's 21 -and don't 8 have to be home grown ? Spose the club will make up the numbers using players from the lower ranks. Two or three will have their seasons written off. There will be no intention to play them, they merely satisfy the rule makers.

It does seem other clubs tend to get their business done earlier, and theres a panic towards the end at SW 6. On the other hand we've until 31 August so maybe they have something planned

Maybe Conte is going to be the first to bring forward the youngsters....or not. On the transfer sagas -there used to be Clubcall in the 1980s, a premium rate telephone number, that was a lot more reliable than the endless speculative bollocks spouted by todays corporate media

Utd can dress it up how they want. Bottom line hes at his second choice because of his greedy agent with a manager who didn't rate him

So was that you sending me PMs with a different name ?

He aint no Drogs, that's for sure. Probably swerved a bullet

Couldn't post -some would say it is a good thing

Will be a top player -new song along the lines of Message to You Rudy as well.

"CFCs my dream, my one love". Pity the feeling wasn't mutual. Good luck at your second choice but to be honest hardly reckon it's an improvement over Zlatan at the redshite

''Disappointing signing for us, poor player, lucky escape for Chelsea'' Man U forum

So our club had agreed personal terms but Everton (according to the media) aren't happy with us because of the Stones debacle. I had a soft spot for them, being the other scouse club and all, well fuck 'em Hopefully take six points of them now.

For them or us ? I just hope its not another stuttering transfer window after a title win. I know, lets ring up Pizzaro and Hector.

Well obviously Mourinho doesn't find his attitude that bad. Next he'll be signing Bertrand and Schurle....

He'll get them promoted -being a fantastic organiser, motivator and leader -best wishes skipper

That seems a lot for an average winger, but now £30m is about the starting price for Prem players under 30 -not even sure he'd be a starter.