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It's started. Madrid fans are fickle fuckers. One Los Blancos supporter wrote: “We really paid 100 mil for a fat Hazard.” Another said: “Ffs how does Hazard even do to become so fat in just 1 month??? That’s beyond human capabilities.” One tweeted: “Is it me or did Madrid sign a fat bastard ?”

Thank fuck they've been knocked out. The media wankfest made a little sick form in my throat

The prime minister who got us into this Brexit mess a few years back went to the same school and joined the same supper club at the same university as the privileged peroxide prat who will most likely be prime minister in a few weeks’ time. Nobody thinks that is an uncanny coincidence. It’s how Britain works. It’s also why it’s not working.

Can believe that ! Though to give him credit we did beat the Gooners

Think it bodes well - (though I remember being excited when David Webb was made manager)

Sentimentality aside, it's fantastic to have 3 former Chelsea players (Newton is meant to be re-joining the first team staff), plus Joe Edwards who was in our youth team running things. Edwards in particular is one to watch-out for, this is quite interesting (from a few years ago). Look at the players he's known and worked with since they were 7/8... https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/meet-joe-edwards-29-year-old-mastermind-behind-chelseas-youth-team-success

It's an oft quoted MOTD interview with Hansen, after which premised the greatest winning runs of Fergusons United team

You win nothing with kids

Frank can teach him how to be a 20 goal a season man

Goodbye Sariball, hello Lampsyball

Welcome to the forum, and we look forward to your opinions

Just read that Johnson as Mayor of London set the Pikeys rent at Olympic Stadium at £2.5m a year. The stadium alone costs £20m a year to run. Us as London taxpayers pay the shortfall each year of £17.5m. And the fat posh entitled cunt is to be the next PM ? Jeez

I don't know who the fuck some of these so called celebs are . Haven't seen SB that full for a long time, and the atmosphere is better. Nah I'm lying. Carvalho n Joe Cole playing too

Usain Bolt just scored for Rest of World 2-1 England

Essien, JT, Drogba, all playing now on ITV -England v Rest of World

When Frank comes, he should have a clause that he can come on for the last 10 minutes for late runs in the box to score a classic Lampard winner

Michael Gove is worse, he stuck his in a Daily Mail journalist

Cameron second from left and Johnson bottom right looking like Duran Duran rejects

So 0.02% of the population get to choose the next PM Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, the favourite, will be the 20th PM from Eton. Why is he the only one called by his middle name ?? Some vain attempt to make the racist cunt affable ?? When he was in the Bullingdon club they did such jolly japes as burning £50 notes in front of the homeless Hilarious as more MPs backing the favourite so they will get a cabinet job off him such as Priti 'Greedy' Patel, the biggest expense claimer in Parliament, (232 items this year claiming £145 000) whose husband is paid £25 000 a year with our money to run her office, even though he already has two jobs. What a bunch of cunts.

He says his 'sources' say it probably won't happen. It better fucking not.

Rumours the club are talking to FSW. FFS it seems no one hates the club more than the club

It's a club and fans spoiled by Cristiano’s almost inhuman drive & personality, the fans there might turn on him for not having that same relentless mindset, they can be as fickle as fuck and a couple of bad games and they will turn on him -but good luck to him personally and I’m glad he went out on such a high, doing so much to deliver another major trophy and CL football again. Will the Talk Chelsea Belgian contingent move on now ??

Definitely, and you're right, in life if you don't take opportunities, there's always the residual 'What if ?' Think he'll be devastating with that new forward they have bought - thing is with Madrid it's politically driven, subsidised by the government, and their one big priority is beating the Catalan separatists at Camp Nou. I think they prioritise that over CL or anything. Hopefully he'll return when he realises their fans are fickle cunts , and white makes his arse look huge.

Commentators with their lazy analyses always say 'low centre of gravity' but he is so much more than that -his biggest asset is, like Lampard, is that rare beast -an intelligent footballer. Well we had some good years out of him. Still think he should have listened to Drogba, stayed, and become immortalised as a Chelsea icon.

Mugged off again. If we were getting him from them they'd have £200m slapped on him