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if willian actually had an end product he would be one of the top 10 wingers in the world

Mou instantly brings on Mikel for Cuadrado. classic. the human full time whistle in action again.

LOLZ what a weird first half. shit football from both sides, they don't get a 50:50 pen and we get one from a blatant dive. whatevs. btw maybe hazard should try to not only watch the goalkeeper but additionally hit the ball hard and well placed anyway so he also scores those when the goalie fools him or waits.

Cuadrado still does not really flourish but at least he fights and puts his body on the line.

Pretty sure if he does not go to Manchester, he will ply his trade at PSG at some point of time. Could imagine him there as the most offensive of a mid 3.being Belgian he also speaks French.

Schürrle also often alluded to his lack of brawn being a factor that he never really set foot into the premier league. Footballers are rarely big but obviously the few kgs that take you from skinny to slim make a huge difference esp for wide players. However, age does not matter that much for bulking up as testosterone maintains a high level men from their late teens until at least our 30ies. It is still very very easy for a 26 year olds to put on 10kg within a year, esp for someone so skinny as Cuadrado.

Willian is brilliant today. already broke free 3 times at the wing and every time he delivered a precise cross.

was coming. even apart from drogba the rest of the team has been shit

It is so painful to watch Drogba. Such a legend, but this is almost tarnishing his legacy here. Good thing we have all but won the title already so the shit he does does not really matter. But if we hadn't people would really resent him.

I still don't get why he even came back. clearly not in shape to be a professional footbaler anymore. everytime he touches the ball it is a turnover. embarrassing.

One of my all time favourite skills, funny that Mikel is the only Player I have ever seen to pull this off. It is not even that difficult, but probably no one ever even thinks of stopping the ball by knocking it into the ground. This comment is as underrated as Mikel himself.

should have won the game with the chances we had, but thanks to michael oliver arsenal win a point. still have not scored against us for 5 games now. title as good as ours.

great game so far, frantic stuff and some quality football from both sides. shame we don't have a striker would have been a different game.

ramires has to score there and he usually does

tbf we are playing good football. if we beat Arse it will not be because of bus parking

that jamie oliver cunt should get to being a full-time ass-face, that is what his vocation is.

that was a defo penalty and maybe a red card for ospina. 2 penalties for us not given already.

fun fact: Arsenal have not scored a single goal against us since Benitez was still in charge. 2-0 0-0 6-0 2-0 the results, outscoring them 10-0 in the last 4 meetings.

Lolz. He actuall looks more like. Kristen Stewart in that vid.He is in too bad shape to be our 1st striker and too expensive to be backup. Just like ms Stewart

He is around 5'7" nowadays. Still tiny but he might gain a bit inch or two since he only turned 17 2 days ago. BTW he is held high as a special talent by many pundits so he might make it eventually. Though of course not here. Filipe Luis is the perfect fb for Jose he just does not know it yet.

Why did he sign a new contract at RM then? Can't see him go anywhere in the next 2 years.

Dortmund Fans are celebrating like mad. 30m for a fat, slow, out of form player with only one year left on his contract. Feels like the deal of the decade.

Remy will probably not make it so why even bother turning up with a striker anyway? Drogba, even though he is the arsenal slayer is just not enough to see them out this time. We could go for ultimate bus barking -----------------Courtois------------------- Azpi--Iva---Cahill---JT---Zouma--Luis ------Rami-----Mikel----Matic----------- -----------------Hazard------------------- But more realistically we should pla ----------------Court------------------ Ivanovic---Cahill------JT--------Luis -----------Rami---Matic------------ Cuadrado--Fabregas---Willian --------------Hazard-------------- False nine ftw

Porto is an embarrassment. Seldom seen such naive, uinspired and simply classless defending in a European quarterfinal.