Magic Lamps

Conte is not a clever politician in his communication with club hierachies. it is the third club he stirs up a conflict in

So so clumsy. He had 4 uncontested chances with his head, fucked up 2 one on ones and scuffed 2 more shots on the turn, one of which luckily turned to an assist. Any guy with a normal coordination would have scored a hattrick tonight. How can you be a professional footballer being this shit at headers?

There surely are tons of players who are down to this, the question is if there are good enough. But that is what you have scouts for. Javi Martinez has essentially been playing that role in Bayern for years. Mikel did it for us for ages. Casemiro s also not always playing when he is not needed.

not necessarily, in CL it is not settled on GD but on a "mini table" of progressing teams. It would depend on how lille does vs ajax as we have the one on one vs ajax. Anyway, 4 points and we progress. But i also rather want to go either 1st or 3rd. Which means we have to win at the Mestalla to be sure.

Still not sure if he is good enough. His positioning on 2 of the goals conceded today was questionable to say the least. Onana on the other hand made like 10 saves. I checked and Onana only has contract till 2022 so a cheeky bid next summer might land him....

After yet another absolute shit show, his Chelsea career should be over. Sell without replacement, I don't care. He cost us the game vs Utd and possibly today . Azpi for some reason offers more offensively on the left than on the right anyway.

On the upside lile now have noting to play for and are out of Europe altogether. 4 points out of 2 games will make us progress

I think it was brave. Numbers back were hardly our problem defending vs 9 men. I would have taken tammy and kovacic outs and brought on Giroud and Bats if we had had 2 subs left. If the chacnes Tammy had today fell to someone else we would have won by a landslide today.

you kidding? we created tons and tons and tons of chances but abraham and Bats put them safely in Onana's hands or wide. we were wasteful as always and had the worse goalie but we could have easily won this 10-4. Ajax scored with every shot whilst we need 20 chances per goal.

2 goals disallowed, 2 own goals, 2 red cards, 2 penalties

disappointed in the end but probably fair overall. "This loss is on Lampard"

absolutely hands down respect to ajax for hanging on like this with 9 man. what a keeper. and we are stuck with fucking kepa

I repeat my point about Tammy. He is an absolute poor header. he is uncontested every time he goes ariborne and yet only passes it back to onana

this should get 6mins stoppage time minimum

why are we not having players out wide when defending the corner? easy counter vs 9 men. should be way more clever here. lamps indeed brings on a 2nd striker. brave

for being the tallest man on the pitch almost every time, Abraham is the poorest header of the ball i have ever seen.

bring on a 2nd striker. this is made for michy

tammy has been absolute shambles today. we would have one goal more and one conceded less if Tammy just would have been air

Now finish them off

Strange, I recently learned Azpi offers nothing offensively.

we should bring on a second striker now

i guess we made the advantage count quickly^^

They are getting everyone behind the ball now. But everyone is just 8 outfield players + goalie

both red cards were absolutely in order. the pen was admittedly harsh but the ref has been true to his fastidious style

if we somehow turn this around this would be the craziest game ever seen.