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Get in Torres Well played Son

Bring on Marin!!! - he will score!!!

Fucks sake 4 chances in 6 mins and nothing! We need a STRIKER!!!

Fucking Everton cunts!!! (No offence Shogun ) Really fucking me off!!!

Fucking BA is hopeless! Arsenal winning and that cunt couldn't score in a Brothel...

Fucking Howard having a great game!!!

Ahh the old cunt Trevor Francis commentating on Fox - no wonder he anti-Chelsea!!!!!

Dunno think it should be 4-4 But seems like the Everton guys are really going for it - we look a bit knackered but are also trying hard... I love these open games that can finish 6-5 to Chelsea IF TORRES DOESN'T GET HIMSELF SENT OFF!!!!

Er... Monaco pisses on Manchester

Well done everybody! BUT I AM SHOCKED THAT @T.T DID NOT WIN AN AWARD FOR BEST TIT PROVIDER THE GUY IS A FAP MACHINE!!! PLEASE ENSURE THIS CATEGORY IS INCLUDED NEXT YEAR :)

I actually think Ash has been poor this season and would prefer Baines, I like Shaw but he could be a flash in the pan, Baines has proved consistent year after year at LB

Yeah but I don't want Spuds to qualify, so I'd rather them be loosing too! Sick of hearing about Bale wanting to stay, blah blah - would love to see him leave in the summer a la RVP Actually hate Spurs more than Arsenal...

Take age out of the equation - we are talking about building a squad to win the EPL next season... You got 1 pick... Baines or Shaw - age doesn't matter in this hypothetical sense...

if you're good enough you're old enough is used for kids, but the same applies for older players. Baines has at least 4-5 TOP CLASS years in him yet... Most contracts are 3-4 years So remove age - is Shaw better than Baines?

Well Real saying he won't be sold... But that means little... Hope the guy that laid out £300 in bets is still confident

Shaw or Baines? Both appeal to me....

If they mean Monaco then yeah no way he going City

Gotta say great post by @Shogun - completely agree with what Moyes has achieved on a NET SPEND of 16million - that's just unbelievable. A couple of mates are big Everton fans and I always look out for them, probably because of their nickname, I love them I think it will be a tough role to take over - I actually think it will be harder for the next manager of Everton than Moyes at Utd, you can all laugh at me now - but seriously - watch that space... I hope WE do beat you guys tomorrow - I know it will ruin your highest points finish - but I really hate Arsenal and Spurs, so want to finish 3rd.... If Arsenal are losing 2-0 and Spuds too - with 4 mins to go - we should let you win

Ok let's look at this... His transfer value with 2 seasons remaining is going to be around 50million GBP His merchandising alone could generate upwards of 10 million globally per year If we signed him on a 4 year contract, amortise the 50, fee could be covered by merchandise alone - yes hefty wages, but that's marginal and could be covered (expecting 200k week) The BEST players want to play with OTHER GREAT PLAYERS - those saying Ronaldo will marginalise HAZARD/MATA/OSCAR - seriously? If anything it's the EXACT opposite, it takes pressure of them and they will enjoy playing with him. Every great footballer always says how much they enjoy playing with other great players - so I just don't get the concern? Yes we also need some other players - but CR7 at Chelsea - what a statement of intent!!!

Yup - Dutch league hardly mentioned in UK though - so no surprise his performances have gone under the radar! Get him in, straight in with Iva at the back

Him and Rooney could be good though

I'd take Robben instead if the price gets too high!!! Can't see us getting Cavanni - think he's off to City!

I like him... Not sure if he's a flash in the pan though - don't think so.... Don't know if he's related ? Would be a good buy for under 10mil - or swap them for Moses

Lol HARSH!!! I will never love the guy like former Chelsea managers (except AVB) I kinda put FSW + AVB together - grudgingly respect them... FSW has delivered Top 4 and Europa Cup - so fair play to him, he benefits we benefit all is good - the extra money will come in handy too

Ok what a night! First - lets not slag off the players shall we - Ramires gave everything and I voted him MOTM - he was often the only out ball and if the ref would have booked there players he would have been more effective and it was his smart thinking that won the corner, Ramires is rarely credited with smart decisions - so this time I give him max credit Second - Torres had a much better second half, well played Finally - yes he's a FSW - but fair play Benitez, I will never love you like Hoddle, Ruud, Vialli, Tinkerman, Mourinho or Ancelotti - but you have my respect for delivering a Top 4 and a European Trophy, with a depleted side and 68 game season. Good luck in your next job, except against Chelsea That's it - lost my voice in Czech and have to do a company presentation tomorrow