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I think you spelt it van Busten in your original post, maybe that's what confused him? I doubt many people don't know Van Basten - like the best natural finisher around - van Nistlerooy was almost as good - but Van Bastens volleys were awesome... The Dutch had some amazing players then... Overmars was great too and the blonde lad who played for Le Arse

If we come 5th we will have progressed over last season! Fucks sake nobody is going to leave because we finished 5th!!! These players know we have been robbed this season! They have also had the longest hardest season ever and you know what - if players want to leave for a 'blip' in CL football then FUCK THEM they only care for themselves and we are better off without them!!! FACT! Next season will be much better - no more transition, a manager everybody likes and a possible push for a title, Look at the players we got coming back from Loan and add a few signings and we have a fucking awesome squad. I get the pessimism post match - but lets keep this in check shall we! I still think we will make CL but if we don't I don't care and neither will the players and manager we sign as they know we have a squad ready to challenge !!!

Ok finally calm enough to post.. 1) 6 minutes I can see - some long delays... 2) most refs would have blown at 6 mins, especially as the commentator said he's looked at his watch and the ball went out of play, most normal refs would have blown at that point I feel... 3) bringing on Benayoun was awful. 4) at Half Time when Studge came on for Pool we looked fucked! At that point Loserpool had changed their tactics and our genius fat cunt couldn't see it, should have changed shape to cope with it 5) leaving the anti-ball magnet on (Torres past halftime) was a joke - even Jamie Redknapp called it post match 6) bringing Lampard on instead of terry was stupid, we could have dropped JT with Iva and pushed Luiz into a covering position or sweeper... Luiz can break with the ball faster than Lampard and is a better tackler than Lampard 7) 2nd half we looked lost 8) Hazard and Mata looked poor, kept trying stupid fucking flicks and one two's that just turned over possession - these guys need to get a fucking grip, leave that shit for the training ground 9) Moses did fuck all - and is proving to be a complete liability I hope it's just an 'after Africa Nations thing' - he's not been the same player since he came back from there... Reminds me of Drogba during his malaria problem... 10) Ref was bad. Suarez will get banned but that doesn't help us! 11) We WILL make 4th.. This is just last years good luck evening itself out, we will be in 3rd come the end of the season, result against Utd and Spurs will change the mood

Stopped reading after this! Great post! Shows the boys still have the fight and desire for each other - this will see us over the line. Knowing this - I'm calling 3rd spot ours! Happy to be quoted 3rd is OURS you heard it here first Oh and perhaps a nice little European Trophy

Anyone? Link that works on IPad? Please?

Anyone got an iPad compatible stream for 2nd half? Just got back to hotel and they showing wanky Hammers v Utd on Sky

Fucks sake not this clown who couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo! I would rather keep Torres than sign this idiot! Expect to be quoted next year when we sign him and bags a hat trick first game Now did I do it on purpose?

Bah 2 little 2 late - oh well Top 4 to focus on

Hmm why couldn't we have started like this

Aguero RED CARD

Such dirty cunts City!!! Fucking awful

Yeah Mata and Hazard have been just as shit as Oscar... In fact the whole team has been shit

Mata what the fuck 6ft 8 keeper and you 'hang' the ball up? Our team is just thick! Might be good footballers but fuck all brains on the pitch

I think what he's saying is that lately Cech doesn't come for balls he just stands on his line I have noticed that and would like Courtious here next season to play - Cech needs to be rested

Zorres hat trick?

Lol unmarked - brilliant #we are fucking shit!

Haha best post of the game

Goal one - breezes past Mikel So many times Mikel has fucked up already - how anyone can defend this fucking liability I will never know! He needs to hang his boots up and fuck off!!! Roy Keane you can fuck off you cunt we've played fucking more games than you ever could you fucking prick!! Not one mention of that - commentators are all cunts!!!

In reference to their 5vs2 just a min ago... City are clearly fitter and more motivated than us - but they've played fuck all games... We need a decent Pivot - ours is shit, players drop deeper and deeper - then we are overrun... Bah! Same old story of the season... Fucking Schurrie - buying him is not the answer and nor is Falcao! We need a Modric and Benat...

Can't see us winning this... Hate saying that - but we look fucked... What a shit season too many games - like 2 seasons in 1...

Haha City are shit!!!

City are a dirty fucking team!!! Fucking hate them!

Correct Foy is a cunt and we won't get any decisions...

Mikel again out of position! He is fucking useless - should be marking Toure! Ramires is trying Oscar looks shit We're gonna lose - city look more powerful and sharper...

Good advice, also painful if it breaks