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Agreed The 4-2-3-1 formation has fucked me off for years Why can't we adapt and have that plus other formations I think he's lost the dressing room - I think our attacking players are sick and tied of having defence rammed down their throats It's about balance And if he is seriously threatening to sell our top players - I'm sorry his time is done here He promised to integrate youth and hasn't - we are pushing huge money to other clubs for players that could and should have come via our Academy. I know something is going on behind the scenes. And, as Jose's father is very ill - he could easily take a sabbatical this season and we bring in a temporary manager. There are plenty of candidates who could get us into CL places this season... Just a thought...

It depends on country to country though how it's implemented In the UK you get fucked no matter who you are - but if you are a non celebrity you get fucked harder and longer as celebrity's can afford to hire shit hot legal representation - which reduces the impact In some countries - you can potentially 'pay' your way out of trouble I have seen it one European country and one Non-European country...

Still think this guy is worth a punt Genuine poacher - and for cheap money (compared to current prices) Could go on and do a real job here for us and offers something different. If I was in charge I would have signed him over Falcao

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To be fair if they had a better manager they could have spent far less They have always had the nucleus of a good team - just failed to keep it going Dropping 160 million plus wages is crazy though and further proof Ffp has gone for good! Poor old Wenger will be furious

Had to like this post With reference to eggs and scrambling - good work

In the night Garden - peppa pig ? or something ain't it? I reckon you know exactly - but are trying to style it out

I call bullshit - he ain't worth that Fuck spend the extra money and buy Messi - at least you know what you are getting with Messi This is now borderline farcical Are we really that desperate to splurge 100 million on an unproven player in an area where we could probably promote a youth player The biggest current problem is defence and the gap between them and the midfield - fix that issue and our midfield won't be run so fucking ragged... 'Our' decision making is just so off this season it really worries me - its like a bunch of monkeys fucking a football are suddenly in charge!

How dare you question the current 'wisdom' of the club 'Our' decision makers could fall into a barrel full of tits and still come out sucking their thumb!

John Stones will leave in 2 seasons for less than £20 million There - that's my prediction Maybe as low as £15 million Everton have fucked him - and he will degrade significantly this season, have a so-so season next year and an average one the year after - then after being near the end of his contract he will be sold to Arsenal or Spurs for around £15 million.

I watched him today vs Roma and whilst they did go down to 10 men I honestly can repeat what I said before Having Pogba in the Team against Palace (swapped for Cesc) Would have made zero difference - we would still have lost We can't paper over the cracks with one signing. The only way to fix this is: 1) In the managers head 2) On the training ground once (1) has been addressed Please, I'm not calling for Mou to be sacked - but I am scared that unless something changes this could become a reality. Everyone is talking about 3rd Year issue - this is the time for him to change his outlook, only slightly and continue to deliver! This will enable him to build an Era - much like Fergie.

Lol.the camera adds extra weight there were lots of cameras there today

His lack of enthusiasm is most certainly tied to the complete and utter bollox that surrounds team selection and training I really don't blame the guy - has attacking skills in abundance and his first priority is defending. No his first priority should be attacking and his second priority is team defending. He needs to stay higher up the pitch. Stick this lad in City, Real, Barca or Bayern and he'd rip defences apart. At Chelsea he is muzzled and on a leash. Why!?! Because of Jose Mourinho and his fucking desire to defend a one goal lead.

I mean come on - seriously! Pogba would have made zero difference today The whole team is fucked - signing this guy is just going to give false hope We need a root and branch investigation into what the fuck we are doing on the pitch - not buying overpriced players to plug alleged gaps - gaps that only actually exist because our manager is too fucking stubborn to adapt. Mark my words - Pogba will not win us the title, if he played today we might have got a draw at best - personally, we still lose. No shape, organisation or desire - those are the lacking qualities.

Mate no shame in admitting you made a mistake I definitely gave him the benefit of doubt when he joined - my rationale was that we can't be that unlucky three times (Sheva\Torres\...) I hope he does go on to score plenty. As for Costa - not going to slate him too much - I think the whole team is shit, singling out players is not great - win together lose together. I'm actually questioning Mourinho more than the players

For me - Mou wouldn't receive half as many complaints if he: A) stopped being a Dick in post match interviews Dropped out of form players C) Tried to integrate the youth The problem he has is that he is successful and he is stubborn - he probably thinks he can win without changing An analogy springs to mind: 'drop a frog in boiling water it will jump out. Drop the same frog in cold water and then boil the water, the frog will die' Now why people needed to boil frogs anyway (except maybe the French ) - the analogy holds true. We have systematically failed to adapt to a changing environment. We could see the problems last year, but had excuses such as fatigue, tiredness etc - all of these were as a direct result of Jose's failure to manage the squad effectively. However - landing the title largely exonerated him from this. Cue this season - the same tactics are not working, Hazard off form, Cesc and Costa look terrible and the defence have been smoking big bags of weed! Our general shape, sharpness and passing is just awful. I just don't get it - that's what Mou teams were known for - good shape, passing and desire. I really don't think everything is right behind the scenes - it's so far away from what I expect. I don't know where this will end - but it could and probably will end with Mou departing. This would be a shame.

Totally lost the plot I just cannot understand how we have gone from the first part of last season to this??? Its just mind numbingly awful - like a bad dream over and over again I get football is about fine margins - but jesus we are awful He has to take the blame for this. I don't care how good palace are - we should be beating them. We will see how City deal with them

Seriously dude? That was so last year The team are playing shit, the manager has lost the plot and the fans have to be happy? I'm fucking furious - this was on the cards and we have done nothing to sort it. I don't see Mourinho here for much longer The players don't seem to give a fuck on the pitch and they are probably just as sick of his bullshit as I am. The guy has lost it and now he's dragging CFC down. One person won't allow that to happen - expect the 'Bear' to wake up and start making noises... We can blame the xfers all we want - simple fact is - we should not have started Ivanovic, we probably shouldn't have sold Luis either. I'm glad my stream packed up. I aint gonna let this ruin my holiday - but my days of wanting to watch us play are well and truly over - we can't string passes together - look disjointed I think I will turn into a fan who occasionally checks results. Unless something drastic changes in the next few weeks - this season is a bust

I'm sad to post this But we just don't know how to attack I can only lay the blame at the manager and his coaches It's sad to see the decline in our football The players don't look interested, the fans don't look interested. I know this is the price to pay for winning football - but what happens when you play this football and don't win? Or struggle to beat teams that City would go on to demolish? My problem is that we never have a plan B and despite the shit form of players no changes are made I think for the first time in my life I don't think Mourinho has a future here

Pretty crap with 'some' good days I'm just heading off to Zante for a well earned rest a far cry from Zanzibar and safari in the Serengeti last year - but it will do First job - find an English bar to watch the game

Wow I must say I'm super impressed. Jose has been slammed for a shit start to the season, his handling of Eva-Gate and now he really is a genius.... He created a few fake twitter accounts, proclaimed the arrival of Pogba and Stones or PogSto as Hollywood would label it and not a single negative post on here Now, you can argue against his decisions (I often do) - but this is a Masterclass from Jose. I'm glad I'm old enough and cynical enough to identify this as a possibility - far fetched, but ultimately within the bounds of affordability and logical reasoning If I was in the PR business - this would be my recommended strategy Bravo!

Milan can fuck right off! Bunch of pikey cunts!

Ok here's my take on this... Pogba has a very real opportunity right now to come here for big money and big wages. This has been driven by a decent season and lots of hype Now - he can either take that 'golden ticket' or, run the risk of... Having a mediocre season in Italy, not getting this chance next season... I'm sure by next summer there will be a new 'must have' midfielder! That's the knife edge situation... Although to compound it he could become the new Veron ! But a least when he does slink off back to Italy, he has made tens of millions of pounds. Such a tough life these guys have

Dude - surely a tit wank blowjob combo

Actually our Russian lady would head the negotiations with the club and she's not to be fucked with. I he wants a deal, she will get a deal. I believe Jose steps in once a 'principal' of business has been established. We all know Jose can convince any player - so we just have to see if th 'principal' agreement can be reached.