We Hate Scouse

Even funnier. Not even a player as shit as Carroll wants to join West Ham. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/jul/30/andy-carroll-west-ham-liverpool

Yeah the Glazers are taking half of the IPO proceedings. Fantastically funny.

Sorry master, but I may fail the test................

Sorry to break this to you, but he will have to leave one day.

Cap isn't even Australian, he only classes himself Australian when it suits him

Don't you put us in with those filthy Australians. Disgusting.

I deserve a medal and/or a blowjob.

It can be a competition and be fun at the same time. Sports are competitive yet fun.

Mission complete.

They're visiting the forum in their spare time. So it's easy to say that they're doing the test in their spare time. One minute of spare time isn't much. I'm guessing you just got a bad result?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19048370

Yes, now I'm certain you're my biatch.

This notification is spam.

3 on both hands - I don't use either of my little fingers or thumbs.

Cap make a Premiership for top 20 and Championship for the others

At least get into the top 20........The Premiership You're a Championship typist at the minute......

You've grown hair everywhere. That is you in your avatar, right?

You'd know, Dr.

Death by constipation. Sounds grim. I just have this image of you exploding and shit flying out everywhere.........

Did you self diagnose, because you're a doctor?

WHAT THE FUCK! I'm no longer just your slave, but sex slave as well now.

You're shit and you know you are

Well you're shit at everything. For you to beat anyone is rather insulting and demoralising.

Damn I need to give this another go. At least got to get to top 10. Liquidator casually chilling at the bottom there........