We Hate Scouse

If I get 1 character words such as 'I' and 'a', I think I could easily set down a world record.

Stylish right? I get all the girls when I'm wearing these bad boys. I tell them I smash out 120 WPM, I swear they cream themselves then and there!

I haven't even got my special typing gloves on at the minute. This should be an Olympic sport.

I'm under pressure of not getting caught at work so it's harder When I'm at home tonight I'll smash it!

I'll save my 3rd try for lunch. My boss was snooping around last time, it made me panic and probably resulted in my failure. I shall beat you and Lum and Shonex and EVERYONE!

You know me well

2nd try.......... Visit the Typing Test and try!

Mine was my first attempt. I shall beat it.

That's impressive. I'm going to have to beat it!

http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english

No it isn't. It's dark!!

What position do you expect him to play for Chelsea? A lot of positions have been thrown about...Defensive midfielder, Central midfielder and now you've just said attacking central midfielder and right winger. It seems no one knows where he will play?

Which would ultimately rule out Hulk

I believe we pay £12 million now and £10 million over the next 2-3 years

This is epic on so many levels.

Piazon, he's an amazing gay!

Jizz.

Sad bastard!

+4.30 http://timezoneguide.com/abbdiff-BST-IST.php

I guess it's 6.25am

You love it you filthy animal!

Does that mean he isn't going this summer?

I was going to vote for you as member of the month.........Not any more

Don't pretend you didn't enjoy it!

Not in the slightest. I'd call you it regardless of your name. That article is just a plea to get them to come back. Won't happen. They enjoy misdiagnosing us white folk.